Topic: A Few Extra Pounds... - part 2 | |
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<<< heavy set don't deny it... but goof me anyways Indeed I do! |
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<<< heavy set don't deny it... but goof me anyways Indeed I do! |
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morning all
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((FRAN))
Love the dancing turkey. |
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Edited by
franshade
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Wed 11/26/08 06:41 AM
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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! |
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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Fran, 'O' liked your 'silly' and 'dancing' turkeys! LOL He even did a little dancing turkey dance himself! |
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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! LOL oh crap! I am almost done in! I have quit a few of those check off as true! |
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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! and she's only 44. I don't need her to write my epitaph! |
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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! and she's only 44. I don't need her to write my epitaph! From the infamous Maxine!!! |
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After turkey dinner we will all be a few extra pounds
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After turkey dinner we will all be a few extra pounds AGREED!!!! |
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