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Edited by
misstina2
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Tue 11/18/08 03:59 PM
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was mailed this one recently hey you look alot like my next girlfriend What are some cheesy lines you've heard?
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the topic was sorry
i just had to tell you that your gorgeous but im sure you here that all the time |
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Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.... |
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If I follow you home will you keep me??? |
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If I told you that you had a nice body... Would you hold it against me?
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I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?
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did it hurt....you know when you fell from heaven.
are your legs tired....because you've been runnin through my mind all night. is that a mirror in your pocket ...b/c i can really see myself in your pants. those are just a few!!!! |
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A friend of mine used this one...
"How would you like the world's greatest massage... from the inside?" Didn't work out too well |
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top this. i swear i heard a guy say this to some random in a club the other night...if i was a squirrel and you were a tree i'd hide my nuts in your hole..
all time worst pick-up line |
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hi oh, i thought you were talking to me.
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LOL..HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME MUSCLE...AS HE GRABS HIS CROTCH..LOL
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topic: wow
"you look like christopher reeves...i bet you have a superman d***" WHAAAAAT?!?!?! |
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You must be wearing Space Pants, because your ass is out of this world.
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was mailed this one recently hey you look alot like my next girlfriend What are some cheesy lines you've heard? |
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You must be wearing Space Pants, because your ass is out of this world. |
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F*** me if I'm wrong, but you're name's Gretchen isn't it?
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the topic was sorry i just had to tell you that your gorgeous but im sure you here that all the time |
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how about...if you were a booger i'd pick you first! lol
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nice shoes!!!!
wanna F*ck??? |
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nice shoes!!!! wanna F*ck??? |
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