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Edited by
Up2Us
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Mon 11/17/08 08:18 AM
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I have enough stuff. I don't like Brad Pitt. |
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No men in my stocking. But, if you insist, cash is always good.
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How 'bout George Clooney in nothing but a santa hat?
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Ladies what would you like for Christmas? Purses, shoes, clothing, perfume, jewelry? yes, one of each please
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I pretty much have everything I want.... so I'll just take a beer please
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Mon 11/17/08 08:39 AM
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Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me I've been an awful good girl Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue I'll wait up for you dear Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Think of all the fun I've missed Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed Next year I could be oh so good If you'd check off my Christmas list Boo doo bee doo Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's Not a lot I've been an angel all year Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed To a platinum mine Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks Sign your 'X' on the line Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Come and trim my Christmas tree With some decorations bought at Tiffany's I really do believe in you Let's see if you believe in me Boo doo bee doo Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring I don't mean a phone Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight Eartha Kitt version? Or Madonna? Eartha Kit Willa Ford... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Bkonaps6M&feature=related and...Brittney Spears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP4v_Iz8a3k |
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How 'bout George Clooney in nothing but a santa hat? How about BOY GEORGE instead.... 
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Edited by
Up2Us
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Mon 11/17/08 08:45 AM
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Ladies what would you like for Christmas? Purses, shoes, clothing, perfume, jewelry? yes, one of each please 
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surprise me... You like surprises? |
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I pretty much have everything I want.... so I'll just take a beer please  A Six Pack it is....
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How 'bout George Clooney in nothing but a santa hat? How about BOY GEORGE instead....  Think I'll just take the hat,lol! 
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I want perfume and an extra large jar of JIF!!!
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I may even want a little jar of Grey Poupon.......
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Ladies what would you like for Christmas? Purses, shoes, clothing, perfume, jewelry? yes, one of each please it wasn't my fault I was just cleaning it |
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reminds me of my father's last words to me before he died. He said "Wait son, that gun is loaded"
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Edited by
MindyMindy
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Tue 11/18/08 12:32 AM
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Ladies what would you like for Christmas? Purses, shoes, clothing, perfume, jewelry? A yellow Tonka Truck edited because I reveled too much in original post. |
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Ladies what would you like for Christmas? Purses, shoes, clothing, perfume, jewelry? Not to be lonely. Plane ticket to Japan coming soon! |
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Someone to fix the wireing in my house.
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I want some gum!!!
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I want perfume and an extra large jar of JIF!!! I may even want a little jar of Grey Poupon....... I want some gum!!! |
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