Topic: Christmas presents for the ladies
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Tue 11/18/08 01:11 AM
Edited by Up2Us on Tue 11/18/08 01:20 AM


A yellow Tonka Truck

edited because I reveled too much in original post.
Santa will drop off the truck, and also a few silk, satin unmentionable items.....:wink: :wink:flowerforyou

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Tue 11/18/08 01:15 AM
Edited by Up2Us on Tue 11/18/08 01:22 AM

Someone to fix the wireing in my house.





Santa found a guy, but he's a little bit inexperienced........

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Tue 11/18/08 01:15 AM
Edited by MindyMindy on Tue 11/18/08 01:16 AM


A yellow Tonka Truck

edited because I reveled too much in original post.
Santa will drop off the truck, and also a few silk, satin unmentionable items.....:wink: :wink:flowerforyou


if you are talking about what I think you are. I prefer cotton. I want comfort. I can take them off if I have other plans.

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Tue 11/18/08 01:18 AM
Edited by Up2Us on Tue 11/18/08 01:19 AM



A yellow Tonka Truck

edited because I reveled too much in original post.
Santa will drop off the truck, and also a few silk, satin unmentionable items.....:wink: :wink:flowerforyou


if you are talking about what I think you are. I prefer cotton. I want comfort. I can take them off if I have other plans.

Santa will drop off a few sets.... of Grannies too you.... Santa is also putting you on his naughty list....

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Tue 11/18/08 01:24 AM

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight



Very cute!! Didn't you change the words a little!!

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Tue 11/18/08 01:25 AM
The money to buy Christmas for my kids!!

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Tue 11/18/08 01:38 AM

The money to buy Christmas for my kids!!
Due to Federal tax restrictions Santa can only distribute Monopoly money.... but a few presents may be in order.

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Thu 11/20/08 12:48 AM
notorious bump...devil

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Thu 11/20/08 12:50 AM
A new right ear!!!!surprised

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Thu 11/20/08 01:07 AM
Edited by Up2Us on Thu 11/20/08 01:08 AM

A new right ear!!!!surprised
Santa will drop off your new Bionic right ear.... It even comes with a warranty....:thumbsup:

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Thu 11/20/08 01:10 AM


A new right ear!!!!surprised
Santa will drop off your new Bionic right ear.... It even comes with a warranty....:thumbsup:
And a new pair of pantaloons???bigsmile drinker

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Thu 11/20/08 01:28 AM
Peace of mind

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Thu 11/20/08 10:20 PM



A new right ear!!!!surprised
Santa will drop off your new Bionic right ear.... It even comes with a warranty....:thumbsup:
And a new pair of pantaloons???bigsmile drinker
Sorry we only carry pantaloons in elf sizes... Might I suggest Ebay.

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Thu 11/20/08 10:21 PM
I'd definitely love a cute card with lots of money in it. :D

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Thu 11/20/08 10:25 PM

Peace of mind
Peace of mind is only one drink away..... Santa will line up the shots for you....devil

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Thu 11/20/08 10:28 PM

I'd definitely love a cute card with lots of money in it. :D
Due to Federal restrictions Santa can only give out Monopoly money... One cute it is......with little elf feet across the edges...

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Thu 11/20/08 10:59 PM
I'll ask Santa to get you a job!flowerforyou

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Thu 11/20/08 11:00 PM

I want peace...honestly. I am tired of reading and watching the world fall apart..it heart breaking..and so scary for my kids future...

:heart:

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Fri 11/21/08 11:09 PM
Edited by Up2Us on Fri 11/21/08 11:10 PM

I'll ask Santa to get you a job!flowerforyou
Got that already...drinker

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Fri 11/21/08 11:11 PM


I want peace...honestly. I am tired of reading and watching the world fall apart..it heart breaking..and so scary for my kids future...

:heart:
Still not as scary, as most video games....huh