YES WE CAN FOLLOW DIRECTIONS, BUT YOU GIRLS CAN'T READ A MAP

That's because even IF we were reading the map and attempting to
navigate...You guys would still want to see for yourself...LOL!


But hey, ya gave me an idea....use edible body paint to mark all the
spots that really turn me on, and different colors for different
meanings...hmmmm...a body map...LOL! they have edible body paint at
Spencer's...

(nope, don't know anything about it...)
I'm innocent I tell ya!

SWEET, THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, I THINK I NEED TO STOP BY SPENCERS

AND SWEET, NO WONDER YOU HAVE THREE KIDS

hey tiger....

I have 4...LOL!

and I know what causes it,


(and like it very much!)
LOL!

OH SWEET, YOU ARE BAD!!!!! AND I LIKE IT!!!!!!

(whispers in tigers ear)

...yeah, but I am sooo goood when I am bad....

NOW STOP THAT, YOU ARE TICKLING MY EAR AND I LIKE
IT

OMG, Lmao at you two lol


Ohhh by the way Tiger it is not Bobby we scream out it's just BOB lmao.
(Battery Operated Boyfriend) lmao

As far as the map thing got news for ya some women have learned to read
them very well lmao

Oh and like SCG said it would not matter if we wrote the directions down
and taped them to the steering wheel most men seem to like to take the
scenic route anyway. Gawd only knows why. They proclaim it is a short
cut. But have never figured out why it takes longer to get there that
way. Same with most things ya tell them one thing and damn if they
would go a completely differnt way just to show us we don't know how to
give directions. Now if they would just listen to us hell we could get
there a whole lot faster lmao and the correct way. lol
j/k with ya SMILE

Txsgal your second post on the subject really hits the nail on the head
no wonder I always enjoy reading your posts

Thank you ccrzyfool glad you enjoyed it.

I printed it and hung it on the wall by my bed...
next to the naked picture of commander troi
from star trek...thanks....

Making multiple copies for handing out,
will put on table by bedroom door.

Okay, I'm just going to put this one up here and see if anyone else
feels this way - why is it that some girls will be all over you right up
until you reach the bed, and then lie there like they've suddenly been
paralyzed. I mean, damn, aren't we past the "lie back and think of
England" period yet? I understand insecurity, but few things are a
bigger turn-off than your partner suddenly going limp (if not
unresponsive). Anyone else had this experience?
-J

Maybe she is not Secure in her sexuality,,, have you talked to her/them
about this,,, communication is the best answer, ask you may be suprised
at the answer,