What is the most fucked up situation you have ever been in .. WILL

like violent situation or crazy as in you can't believe people are that
stupid

Oh, this is a easy one for me...

One time I was involved with someone and thought she was "The One" and
all that...It Was THAT good. We never argued, loved the same things, got
along awesomely...It was bloody paradise, I tell you. Then one night,
we're trying to figureout what to do that evening. She decides she wants
to see some sort of chick flick and I wasn't really relishing spending a
chunk of my evening like that, and silly ass honest me tells her that I
didn't really want to see that movie.

So she gets all quiet, right? And then out of the blue, she says she's
really not feeling well and says maybe we should take a rain check for
the night. Me being the concerned boyfriend, I ask if she's OK and if
she's sure about aht, and she very calmly says she is, and I should go
out and do something on my own. I say OK and tell her if she changes her
mind that she can find me at the local arcade. She says OK and good
night, and that's that, right?

Wrong! About an hour and a half later, while I'm playing some fighting
game, I suddenly feel a pain near my left shoulder blade and one in my
left thigh. I turn around and I see my then girlfriend, her dad's .22 in
hand, shooting at me! Fortunately, it was a wussy .22 and she wasn't the
best shot, or I wouldn't be here today! -=x

Good Lord! Over a movie? Did you have the man arrested Metal?

Curious,

J

yeah that's pretty crazy

LOL Jane! it wasn't a guy, it was my ex...and yes she got arrested and
went to trial, and actually got put away for 5 out of a 7 year sentence.

A weird twist of events is that she wrote to me from prison, and over
the years we became friends again. Hell, I even testified on behalf of
her at her early parole release. In the course of things I found out the
reason she snapped was because in the efforts to become the perfect
girlfriend and not fight and bicker she held everything in, and not just
with me. She took all the stress from work, school, family and life and
general and kept it all in, and apparently the movie deal was the
snapping point, lucky me. -=x

since you are friends again do you think you will ever disagree with her
about her choice of movies again lol

LOL! Actually yeah, because now she'll just bitch a little and
eventually we're OK. When she gets quiet and tries to let it go, THEN I
get worried! -=x

she's been to prison too so she probably picked up a few tricks lol..she
knows how to stab you with a piece of rice lol

CRAZIEST SITUATION I HAVE QUIT A FEW,
HERE IS ONE THAT STANDS OUT...
A LONG TIME AGO ME AND MY BUDDIE WHERE AT A PARK IN
THE CITYWE DICIDED TO GO TOKE SO WE WHERE HEADED TO A SECLUDED PART OF
THE PARK TO DO SO.
WE HEARD THESE ME ARGUING
IT WAS GETTING CLOSER TO US
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE THESES TO MEN WHERE RIGHT THERE
STILL VERY PISSED AT ONE ANOTHER
ONE PASSED US ONE WAS IN BACK OF US
THE GUY BEHIND US PULLED A GUN
THE GUY IN FRONT PULLED A GUN AS WELL BEFORE I KNEW IT WE WHERE IN THE
CROSSFIRE,MY FRIEND WAS HIT IN THE HEAD
ITS CONTENTS HIT MY FACE
I WILL NEVER FORGET HOW WARM IT WAS
THE 2 GUYS JUST RAN OFF
AS MY BUDDIE DIED
HIS ASHES WHERE SPREAD UNDER A TREE IN THE PARK WHERE IT HAPPENED,I
HAVENT BEEN BACK MUCH SINCE
BUT THAT WAS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS IVE EXPERIENCED....

I have been a nurse for many years. Late one night during a graveyard
shift I came into one of my patients rooms to find
the very elderly and frail gentleman to be what I thought was very close
to death. He lay flat on his back with large eyes upgazed and partially
open, mouth open wide enough to insert a baseball and breathing only
occasionally. His skin was cold and
damp to touch and quite gray/yellow in color. His heart was barely
beating. I decided that I would get a head start on
cleaning him up to take him to the morgue before the inevitable
happened. I very gently and professionally proceeded to wash his body
(all parts) and as I began to wash that (one part) the
man sat bolt upright in bed, looked me straight in the eye with
anger in his eye and said to me "you god damn horny old bitch,
what the hell do you think youre doing?" Needless to say, I
almost fell over dead at that time. The man lived through his hospital
stay and was discharged back to his nursing home eventually.

Bwa-hahahahaha @ DeeDee's story!!!

Oh man...That was right bleeding hilarious! -=

My fault, I misread it - thought it was her dad Metal. At rate, that's
she's a loose cannon! Glad everything came out in the end. I must say
you have to have a very kind heart to testify on her behalf. Lots of
people have stress HM, in fact looking back on some of the shit I've
been through, I don't know how I kept it together but I did and I
certainly didn't need a pistol to do it.

Just lots of alcohol!!


J

good ones

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16 years ago I was dating a man seriously (so I thought) who said he was
divorced with two boys 15 and 8. His "ex" was living in Virginia-so he
told me. Well, I was at his house one night cooking dinner and watching
the boys til he got off work and to my suprize his ex walked right in-
She demanded to know what the hell I was doing there and who I was.
So with my eyes as big as saucers I asked her who the hell she was and
she said she was his wife and their mother.
I was flabberghasted and Pissed. He walks in about 10 minutes after her
to her yelling at me. Turns out they werent divorced...she didnt live in
Virginia and she had a steak knife hidden in her back pocket.
She stabbed me ten times and cut his wrist. I dint know it at the time
but I was pregnant with his child. Well I had 357 stitches and 2 months
outta work and she got 2 yrs probabtion
what a joke. Anyway Im fine now and I have to say that was the craziest
thing....By the way my son is 15 and suffered no ill effects from the
ordeal. He just met his father for the first time this year.

I was at a party with some friends and having a whee of a time when the
door came crashing open and 4 crack heads with guns drawn came storming
in...I spent the better part of half an hour with a gun in my face as
these idiots proceded to search for crack...the stupid fucks were
thinking they were robbing a crack house....they had the wrong
address...the guy who's house we were at was upstairs at the time and
stayed hidden, and when he heard them leave, grabbed his rifle and shot
3 of the 4 of them from his upstairs window...he was the only one that
got charged in all of that, go figure

wow you all have been through some sh!t i must be really lucky cause
nothin like that has ever happened to me ive gotten to my share of fist
fights and been jumped a few times but damn those stories are pretty
intense

My little sister was "dating" my ex-boyfriend while he was trying to
get back with me. He said he was using her, she tried to commit suicide
and he begged me back for months. I simply said no, move on.

Wow is all that comes to mind right now....

Holy shit folks, I was gonna put in a post, had one in mind too, but
nothing that has happened to me even compares to what you guys and gals
have been through. My life seems like a walk in the park now, honestly.
I have been through alot of tough times and hard times but I have to say
I think you all are great and to be able to share such life changing
situations just shows how you have grown from your ordeals...

Lots of love

Lori