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Topic: What in the hell is wrong with me anyway?
Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 11/12/08 06:12 AM
Nearly every time I come in contact with a woman, I find my eyes drawn to their breasts. This is embarrassing. And I feel women find it offensive. And besides that, I'm a leg man. Any advice?

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Wed 11/12/08 06:14 AM
What in the hell is wrong with me anyway? Alphabetically? Just askin'.

MsCarmen Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 6282	Wed 11/12/08 06:14 AM
Wear sunglasses

reydar Joined Thu 11/01/07 Posts: 1576	Wed 11/12/08 06:16 AM
hmmm.. so.. maybe if your thing is big breasted girls date women with small ones..or opposite... or the sunglasses thing works well too.. up until she says what's up with the sunglasses... or you could be honest and say hey.. you have a really nice rack! LMAO

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Wed 11/12/08 06:16 AM
Guess you changed your mind on what you like.

newyrsbabie Joined Tue 10/28/08 Posts: 2	Wed 11/12/08 06:17 AM
lol remember their eye color

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 11/12/08 06:17 AM
You may have noticed I wear sunglasses ALL the time....

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 11/12/08 06:20 AM
or you could be honest and say hey.. you have a really nice rack! Actually, I did that once on a dance floor when I was pretty lit up. Took a direct hit in the package. Didn't dance much after that.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Wed 11/12/08 06:20 AM
Are these women you're referring to wearing shirts like this?

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 11/12/08 06:20 AM
lol remember their eye color I remember sorta pink.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 11/12/08 06:21 AM
Are these women you're referring to wearing shirts like this? Oh boy! Don't get me started.

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Wed 11/12/08 06:30 AM
"If thine right eye offens thee, pluck it out"

flyboy35 Joined Sun 11/02/08 Posts: 1	Wed 11/12/08 06:32 AM
nothing is wrong with you persay. I have the same problem at times it just takes some practice looking women in the eye and take in the whole picture(i.e. shift the focus of your stare and try not to do so) you'll figure out what works best for you. for me on the other hand I try and listen as intently as possible and look in their eyes and see how passionate they are about what they are talking about then respond as best you can...... if all else fails go with the sunglasses just not at night in the bar then they know what your up too..

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Wed 11/12/08 06:38 AM
"If thine right eye offens thee, pluck it out" Really messes up the depth perception, though. This has never been a problem for me, since boobs are about the 138th most important thing on my list....

tiggeray Joined Mon 07/30/07 Posts: 266	Wed 11/12/08 06:42 AM
When in an insane society, the sane MUST act insane.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 06:44 AM
How about you act your age and learn some self control?

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Wed 11/12/08 06:45 AM
How about you act your age and learn some self control? What fun is THAT!?

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 11/12/08 06:47 AM
How about you act your age and learn some self control? See, there you go. The last thing that I need to do in that situation is to get a grip on myself.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 06:49 AM
How about you act your age and learn some self control? What fun is THAT!? Ummm, not rocket science. You end up having more fun later on if you don't act like a lech upon first meeting.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Wed 11/12/08 06:50 AM
How about you act your age and learn some self control? What fun is THAT!? Ummm, not rocket science. You end up having more fun later on if you don't act like a lech upon first meeting. That all depends on the woman in question.