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Topic: What in the hell is wrong with me anyway?
singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Wed 11/12/08 06:53 AM
Nearly every time I come in contact with a woman, I find my eyes drawn to their breasts. This is embarrassing. And I feel women find it offensive. And besides that, I'm a leg man. Any advice? Sounds like you need to work on controlling yourself.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 06:54 AM
If I thought for a second you or the OP were serious I might actually respond.

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Wed 11/12/08 06:54 AM
How about you act your age and learn some self control? What fun is THAT!? Ummm, not rocket science. You end up having more fun later on if you don't act like a lech upon first meeting. Exactly!!

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Wed 11/12/08 06:55 AM
1. Reach behind. 2. Pull stick out. 3. Enjoy a bit of humor on occasion.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 11/12/08 06:59 AM
In a nutshell, it's okay for me to stare at women's legs but not their breasts. I said I was a leg man anyway.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 07:00 AM
1. Reach behind. 2. Pull stick out. 3. Enjoy a bit of humor on occasion. You have never read any of my posts, have you? That cracked me up.

usernamefayou Joined Tue 08/26/08 Posts: 1195	Wed 11/12/08 07:02 AM
What you need to visualize, is kissing a bull in a red tent.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Wed 11/12/08 07:05 AM
1. Reach behind. 2. Pull stick out. 3. Enjoy a bit of humor on occasion. You have never read any of my posts, have you? That cracked me up. Yes, I have, which led me to question the undertone I felt in your post. My apologies if it was misconstrued.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 11/12/08 07:07 AM
Nearly every time I come in contact with a woman, I find my eyes drawn to their breasts. This is embarrassing. And I feel women find it offensive. And besides that, I'm a leg man. Any advice? ...well you shouldn't have breast fed till you were 14. Go see an optometrist and have the boob magnets removed from your eyes. Retina breast octylchromaticmyalgia. 3 out of every 3 men in america have it.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 07:08 AM
1. Reach behind. 2. Pull stick out. 3. Enjoy a bit of humor on occasion. You have never read any of my posts, have you? That cracked me up. Yes, I have, which led me to question the undertone I felt in your post. My apologies if it was misconstrued. Well, you just accused me of basically being a rigid tightass. My point is that the OP never posts anything whatsoever of substance and it is tiresome. I'm all for joking around and I do that often.... but come on. I'm not a persona, I'm a real person. All the threads and posts I read are about body fluids and other asnine stuff. When I said grow up to him, I meant it. My initial post was directed there, not at you.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 11/12/08 07:09 AM
Nearly every time I come in contact with a woman, I find my eyes drawn to their breasts. This is embarrassing. And I feel women find it offensive. And besides that, I'm a leg man. Any advice? ...well you shouldn't have breast fed till you were 14. Go see an optometrist and have the boob magnets removed from your eyes. Retina breast octylchromaticmyalgia. 3 out of every 3 men in america have it. Thanks for the medical advice. Maybe, I'll stop staring at Bush and Cheney as well.

lovetodanz Joined Sun 06/01/08 Posts: 2	Wed 11/12/08 07:10 AM
A.amaizing B. buff C.cute

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 11/12/08 07:34 AM Edited by Marley on Wed 11/12/08 07:46 AM
1. Reach behind. 2. Pull stick out. 3. Enjoy a bit of humor on occasion. You have never read any of my posts, have you? That cracked me up. Yes, I have, which led me to question the undertone I felt in your post. My apologies if it was misconstrued. Well, you just accused me of basically being a rigid tightass. My point is that the OP never posts anything whatsoever of substance and it is tiresome. I'm all for joking around and I do that often.... but come on. I'm not a persona, I'm a real person. All the threads and posts I read are about body fluids and other asnine stuff. When I said grow up to him, I meant it. My initial post was directed there, not at you. I'm not going to apologize for any asinine comments or observations that I may make as I post here. But, I also believe that you have several choices available to you. You can ignore the thread. Simply read the post. Or participate in it. I'm not judging you. And I would expect the same respect from you. If you wish to discuss quantum mechanics or crises and continuity in world politics, I suggest that you look elsewhere.

SKPCG Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 14708	Wed 11/12/08 07:34 AM
I'm a crotch watcher, I'm a crotch watcher, watching guys go by, MY OH MY!! No, I'm not really in general, but I think we all can fixate on certain parts. It's how you handle yourself that matters. Man, I have a gal pal who constantly checks men's packages. It's downright embarrassing to be with her at times as she is pretty overt!!!

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Wed 11/12/08 07:44 AM
I'm a crotch watcher, I'm a crotch watcher, watching guys go by, MY OH MY!! No, I'm not really in general, but I think we all can fixate on certain parts. It's how you handle yourself that matters. Man, I have a gal pal who constantly checks men's packages. It's downright embarrassing to be with her at times as she is pretty overt!!! She available? I purposely like to pack a sock down there for those very reasons.