Since I was in high school, back in the dark ages of the 80’s, I had two rules to prove whether a band sucked or not. Every time I explained the system to someone, especially girls, they always told me “That’s not true, {blank} is a great band!” Well, {blank} always sucked, at least if you weren’t a 15 year old girl.
The two rules are as follows:

1. If a band name is composed of two rhyming words, it’s going to suck. Examples:
a. Duran Duran
b. Scritti Politti
c. Oingo Boingo
d. Milli Vanilli
e. Aku Aku
f. Hoodoo Gurus (not even a good rhyme)
g. Haysi Fantayzee
h. Iam Siam
i. Big Pig

2. If a band name has a number in it as one of the words, it’s going to suck. Examples:
a. Fun Boy 3
b. Haircut 100
c. Level 42
d. Timbuk 3
e. Heaven 17
f. Gang of Four

OK, I hear all you ladies yelling “Hey, that’s mostly true, but {blank} is great!” No, not really. Or the truly lame cling to “The real name of the band is The Mystic Knights of The Oingo Boingo, so your rule doesn’t apply.” Kids, go buy the record; what name is on it? Oh, and BTW, it sucks. Take that, Danny Elfman.

Just the other day, while being tortured by the song “Wild, Wild West”, a new rule was born. Give it a shot:
3. If a band name ends in the word Club, it’s going to suck. Examples:
a. Escape Club
b. Culture Club
c. Tom Tom Club
d. Parachute Club

You can’t fight science.

right said fred !

think that was the 90's but bad yes...I'm too sexy for my...

vanilla ice ????

what about friggin, wham! aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! i never wanna hear that damn ......wake me up before you go go, sh!t!!!


it's stuck in my head now, and will be stuck in yours soon.

thank's fukcer !

idc..i miss the 80s, mullets, and a lot of those bands so naaaaaa

Anything the "Dreaded Ws" ever put out.....

(Warrant, Winger, and White Lion)

yer welcome.....tee hee!!!

i no i no i no i no i no, ain't no sunshine when she's gone...i no i no i no i no........and on and on and on

owl.. that was evil and cruel..

i hate you now..

i now have 2 of the worst songs in history on repeat in my head.. simiultuaniously!!!!!!



AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mullets rock!!!!

business up front, party in the back....WOOHOO!!

Thanks a bunch, Owl.

It's in my head.

I used to like Culture Club. It was always playing at the dancing sites.

yep.