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Topic: I bet you
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Thu 10/30/08 11:56 AM


You have to read this in a "suthen vain voice"
Miss Bonny, that might be more difficult for you! :wink:

3 suthen women are sittin on a front porch
wearin their best suthen belle outfits
fannin themselves in the hot air
Woman #1 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a cadilac."
Woman #2 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a 10 carat diamond."
Woman #3 says in her most suthen drawl "HOW NICE!"

Woman #1 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband got me a full length mink coat"
Woman #2 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband took me on a month long cruise"
Woman #3 says "HOW NICE!"

LOL this was just the sort of thing I was thinking about for the people who seem to get off on bullying others in here lately. Not talking about the jokeing around but the mean stuff.

Woman #1 & Woman #2 look at woman #3 and says
"Miss Miranda, what did your husband get you?"

Miss Miranda says...."Oh he sent me to charm school"

2 & 3 says in unison..."Charm school?? What forevah for?"

Miss Miranda says..."So I could learn to say "HOW NICE" instead of F**K YOU!"

Charm AND Vanity! :wink:



sorry miss star, but I had to go looking for what you posted, I'm so vain, I thought I was just repeating myself! flowerforyou

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Thu 10/30/08 12:50 PM
How Nice

I'm back, I see you Dames have had a marvelously spiffing time whilst I was gone.

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Thu 10/30/08 01:06 PM

How Nice

I'm back, I see you Dames have had a marvelously spiffing time whilst I was gone.


hehe..how nice..it is that you're back! flowerforyou flowerforyou

yes, we've had a few new applicants checking out their level of vainess while you were out "shopping". Please tell us of all the latest fashion advice!

(i'm about to make myself puke here with this vain talking but it is my duty to carry on)

Hope you're having a marvelous day Miss Bonny!flowerforyou

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Thu 10/30/08 01:13 PM


How Nice

I'm back, I see you Dames have had a marvelously spiffing time whilst I was gone.


hehe..how nice..it is that you're back! flowerforyou flowerforyou

yes, we've had a few new applicants checking out their level of vainess while you were out "shopping". Please tell us of all the latest fashion advice!

(i'm about to make myself puke here with this vain talking but it is my duty to carry on)

Hope you're having a marvelous day Miss Bonny!flowerforyou


I certainly did Dahling, I went shopping for my new God Daughter, she now has the cutest little Mother Christmas outfit ( designer of course) and a pair of black sparkly shoes with a silver buckle to go with it ( she's six days old) Her mother bought her a couple pairs of jeans, a furry jacket and a tartan lined hoodie as well. bigsmile :banana: Oh, I also picked up a remote controlled stereo for my bedroom, you did not expect me to get out of bed to change disks did you? laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 10/30/08 01:16 PM
Edited by OneMoreTimeAround on Thu 10/30/08 01:17 PM
I certainly did Dahling, I went shopping for my new God Daughter, she now has the cutest little Mother Christmas outfit ( designer of course) and a pair of black sparkly shoes with a silver buckle to go with it ( she's six days old) Her mother bought her a couple pairs of jeans, a furry jacket and a tartan lined hoodie as well. Oh, I also picked up a remote controlled stereo for my bedroom, you did not expect me to get out of bed to change disks did you?


oh yes! I'm so glad that you're teaching her from the very beginning to wear designer outfits and to properly be vain. You'll have to send us all a pic so we can oooohhhh and awwwwwww over her...outfit! :wink:

No, of course you shouldn't have to get out of bed..I'm surprised you didn't get a cabana boy!

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Thu 10/30/08 01:19 PM

I certainly did Dahling, I went shopping for my new God Daughter, she now has the cutest little Mother Christmas outfit ( designer of course) and a pair of black sparkly shoes with a silver buckle to go with it ( she's six days old) Her mother bought her a couple pairs of jeans, a furry jacket and a tartan lined hoodie as well. Oh, I also picked up a remote controlled stereo for my bedroom, you did not expect me to get out of bed to change disks did you?


oh yes! I'm so glad that you're teaching her from the very beginning to wear designer outfits and to properly be vain. You'll have to send us all a pic so we can oooohhhh and awwwwwww over her...outfit! :wink:

No, of course you shouldn't have to get out of bed..I'm surprised you didn't get a cabana boy!


I will post pics as soon as I upload them. As for the Cabana boy.............I must remember to let him out of the boot of my car later!

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Thu 10/30/08 01:22 PM


I certainly did Dahling, I went shopping for my new God Daughter, she now has the cutest little Mother Christmas outfit ( designer of course) and a pair of black sparkly shoes with a silver buckle to go with it ( she's six days old) Her mother bought her a couple pairs of jeans, a furry jacket and a tartan lined hoodie as well. Oh, I also picked up a remote controlled stereo for my bedroom, you did not expect me to get out of bed to change disks did you?


oh yes! I'm so glad that you're teaching her from the very beginning to wear designer outfits and to properly be vain. You'll have to send us all a pic so we can oooohhhh and awwwwwww over her...outfit! :wink:

No, of course you shouldn't have to get out of bed..I'm surprised you didn't get a cabana boy!


I will post pics as soon as I upload them. As for the Cabana boy.............I must remember to let him out of the boot of my car later!


ohhhhhhhhh send us pics of HIM also!! I do have to remember to find my own.

chuck366's photo
Thu 10/30/08 01:24 PM
Aren't they all about me?

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Thu 10/30/08 01:27 PM



I certainly did Dahling, I went shopping for my new God Daughter, she now has the cutest little Mother Christmas outfit ( designer of course) and a pair of black sparkly shoes with a silver buckle to go with it ( she's six days old) Her mother bought her a couple pairs of jeans, a furry jacket and a tartan lined hoodie as well. Oh, I also picked up a remote controlled stereo for my bedroom, you did not expect me to get out of bed to change disks did you?


oh yes! I'm so glad that you're teaching her from the very beginning to wear designer outfits and to properly be vain. You'll have to send us all a pic so we can oooohhhh and awwwwwww over her...outfit! :wink:

No, of course you shouldn't have to get out of bed..I'm surprised you didn't get a cabana boy!


I will post pics as soon as I upload them. As for the Cabana boy.............I must remember to let him out of the boot of my car later!


ohhhhhhhhh send us pics of HIM also!! I do have to remember to find my own.



I know a way of you getting one of your own, visit the local mall, when you see a potential CB, drop your hanky or newspaper or the equivalent right in front of him, when he bends to pick it up for you, karate chop him round the neck, then drag him off to your car.................works for me every time!

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Thu 10/30/08 01:27 PM

Aren't they all about me?


NO they are about "me"

now where "you" been? flowerforyou

chuck366's photo
Thu 10/30/08 01:33 PM


Aren't they all about me?


NO they are about "me"

now where "you" been? flowerforyou


Ive been everywhere but nowhere. sweet girl

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Thu 10/30/08 01:36 PM



Aren't they all about me?


NO they are about "me"

now where "you" been? flowerforyou


Ive been everywhere but nowhere. sweet girl


betcha you've been doing this and that too, but sorry it's not about you it's all about me


thanks for the sweet girl reference smitten

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Thu 10/30/08 01:37 PM

Aren't they all about me?

ahhhhhhhh chuck..you wanna be our cabana boy????

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Thu 10/30/08 01:37 PM




Aren't they all about me?


NO they are about "me"

now where "you" been? flowerforyou


Ive been everywhere but nowhere. sweet girl


betcha you've been doing this and that too, but sorry it's not about you it's all about me


thanks for the sweet girl reference smitten


and it should be about you! with a little me. ;)

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Thu 10/30/08 01:38 PM


Aren't they all about me?

ahhhhhhhh chuck..you wanna be our cabana boy????


just had to butt in didnt ya Cathy rant

I want him - it's all about me

:laughing:

chuck366's photo
Thu 10/30/08 01:39 PM


Aren't they all about me?

ahhhhhhhh chuck..you wanna be our cabana boy????


I'd be honored

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Thu 10/30/08 01:40 PM



Aren't they all about me?

ahhhhhhhh chuck..you wanna be our cabana boy????


just had to butt in didnt ya Cathy rant

I want him - it's all about me

:laughing:


rofl rofl

how nice!!

Then close the dayumn curtains so I don't have to see when I walk in. gawddddddddddd. I was almost incensed!

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Thu 10/30/08 01:41 PM



Aren't they all about me?

ahhhhhhhh chuck..you wanna be our cabana boy????


I'd be honored


great...one canbana boy for the vain dames!

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Thu 10/30/08 01:42 PM



rofl rofl

how nice!!

Then close the dayumn curtains so I don't have to see when I walk in. gawddddddddddd. I was almost incensed!


rofl rofl bowing to cathy rofl rofl talk about keeping things in the family rofl rofl

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Thu 10/30/08 01:42 PM
blushing

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