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Topic: I bet you
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/29/08 04:04 PM
Bonnie, love the new look really.... Dan... it is good that you are vain enough to block your face from ours so that those who are not vain enough will not get jealous of your looks. Im so vain i just changed my picture! lol

IMAGR81 Joined Mon 08/18/08 Posts: 1443	Wed 10/29/08 04:07 PM
What a wonderfully Vain thing to do.

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Wed 10/29/08 04:11 PM
Bonnie, love the new look really.... Dan... it is good that you are vain enough to block your face from ours so that those who are not vain enough will not get jealous of your looks. Thanks O Vain one,I'm glad you like, I mean, I'm so vain that outfit was made just for me

IMAGR81 Joined Mon 08/18/08 Posts: 1443	Wed 10/29/08 04:24 PM
Well Bonny, you would not be as vain if it was not. Why just today I thought of a new slogan for my ID... But I am to vain to change it, I like being sarcastic, its the vain thing to do.

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Wed 10/29/08 04:42 PM
Well Bonny, you would not be as vain if it was not. Why just today I thought of a new slogan for my ID... But I am to vain to change it, I like being sarcastic, its the vain thing to do. Of course ! You have to be vain to carry of sarcasm in the fashionable way you do

FindMe1113 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 35104	Wed 10/29/08 05:22 PM
Oh yeah

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Thu 10/30/08 01:17 AM
GM VAIN DAMES!

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Thu 10/30/08 01:18 AM
ummmmmmmm I notice the drag couldn't stay long. Vanity just doesn't suit everyone. It's all a higher breed.

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Thu 10/30/08 01:47 AM
You have to read this in a "suthen vain voice" Miss Bonny, that might be more difficult for you! 3 suthen women are sittin on a front porch wearin their best suthen belle outfits fannin themselves in the hot air Woman #1 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a cadilac." Woman #2 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a 10 carat diamond." Woman #3 says in her most suthen drawl "HOW NICE!" Woman #1 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband got me a full length mink coat" Woman #2 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband took me on a month long cruise" Woman #3 says "HOW NICE!" Woman #1 & Woman #2 look at woman #3 and says "Miss Miranda, what did your husband get you?" Miss Miranda says...."Oh he sent me to charm school" 2 & 3 says in unison..."Charm school?? What forevah for?" Miss Miranda says..."So I could learn to say "HOW NICE" instead of F**K YOU!" Charm AND Vanity!

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Thu 10/30/08 01:49 AM
awsome song carly simon.!!!

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Thu 10/30/08 01:53 AM
awsome song carly simon.!!! SEAAAAAAA! GM, ltns. You wanna be the Vain Dames Mascot? (there's fur lined cuffs involved)

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Thu 10/30/08 04:15 AM
You have to read this in a "suthen vain voice" Miss Bonny, that might be more difficult for you! 3 suthen women are sittin on a front porch wearin their best suthen belle outfits fannin themselves in the hot air Woman #1 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a cadilac." Woman #2 says "On our 5th anniversary, my husband got me a 10 carat diamond." Woman #3 says in her most suthen drawl "HOW NICE!" Woman #1 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband got me a full length mink coat" Woman #2 says "On our 10th anniversary, my husband took me on a month long cruise" Woman #3 says "HOW NICE!" Woman #1 & Woman #2 look at woman #3 and says "Miss Miranda, what did your husband get you?" Miss Miranda says...."Oh he sent me to charm school" 2 & 3 says in unison..."Charm school?? What forevah for?" Miss Miranda says..."So I could learn to say "HOW NICE" instead of FK YOU!" Charm AND Vanity! Good morning Vain Dames** Head Vain Dame, I just pictured Scarlet O'Hara speaking whilst I was reading the joke

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Thu 10/30/08 04:48 AM
GM to you Miss Bonny Vain Dame...I should have given you more credit huh? Scarlett would have been the very voice to use!

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Thu 10/30/08 04:52 AM
GM to you Miss Bonny Vain Dame...I should have given you more credit huh? Scarlett would have been the very voice to use! Now there is a lady who would have been right at home in our club I have to pop out for a little while, hopefully will later. Do have a good day ( for now)

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Thu 10/30/08 04:55 AM
good morning ladies

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 10/30/08 04:58 AM
Oh I like this thread how did I miss it for so long?

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Thu 10/30/08 04:59 AM
good morning ladies Good Morning Fran Vain Dame. Oh hell, I started to abbreviate it but that would have been VD.

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Thu 10/30/08 05:00 AM Edited by OneMoreTimeAround on Thu 10/30/08 05:00 AM
Oh I like this thread how did I miss it for so long? Good Morning Vain Lily...perhaps you were still in training?

OneMoreTimeAround Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 3649	Thu 10/30/08 05:02 AM
GM to you Miss Bonny Vain Dame...I should have given you more credit huh? Scarlett would have been the very voice to use! Now there is a lady who would have been right at home in our club I have to pop out for a little while, hopefully will later. Do have a good day ( for now) we'll wait for you!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 10/30/08 05:04 AM
Oh I like this thread how did I miss it for so long? Good Morning Vain Lily...perhaps you were still in training? If my mom were still alive she would tell you that no, no indeed I've been training all of my life.... Oh and Bless you real good darlin'...