Topic: You goota love this!!!!!!
Jules0565's photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:27 AM
I received this one this morning...

Hello.. my wife and I have been married for 29 years, we are hoping to meet a nice woman to bless us in our relationship.

WTF???? frustrated

no photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:32 AM

I received this one this morning...

Hello.. my wife and I have been married for 29 years, we are hoping to meet a nice woman to bless us in our relationship.

WTF???? frustrated
rofl rofl rofl

jtip1977's photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:32 AM
I had a girl send me a text about how much she wanted me when all we did was talk on the phone for like 20 minutes. I mean I know I am irresistible but man, wait to say stuff like that until AFTER you meet me face to face. Needless to say, I did not meet her. Sounded way too desparate for me. I started to ignore her texts until I got one that said, "Are we done already?" And I replied, "We never even started." Some people are whacko's.

lilith401's photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:34 AM
JT you are worth it. She just saw your value early...laugh

jtip1977's photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:37 AM

JT you are worth it. She just saw your value early...laugh

laugh A little TOO early for my taste. But hey, maybe I let THE ONE get awaylaugh laugh laugh laugh

hunky62's photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:40 AM



SURE i like the clever emails, but come on if you are really going to send something as stupid as

I promise If you talk to me I will make all your fantasies come true...

So just by talking to you your going to in turn...

these are just a few of my fantasies.....

pay all my bills...
let me shop all day long.....
give me anything I want when I want it.....

i will save the rest for the sex thread:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


then by all means please email me back and we got a deal



I'm TRYING...but you block OLD PERVS...what is up with that?


you are cracking me up......:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:



SERIOUSLY...your email blocks >41...I'm 46.

lilith401's photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:44 AM
You may very well have... go find her!

I got this guy who is a Stage Five Clinger.... and is worse after I told him I had no desire to see him ever again. The Emperor, from the popcorn thread.

Said he was weaning from Lexapro and that was why he was an azz. But if I meet him for dinner, he can show me what a good guy he CAN be....

franshade's photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:45 AM


JT you are worth it. She just saw your value early...laugh

laugh A little TOO early for my taste. But hey, maybe I let THE ONE get awaylaugh laugh laugh laugh


no you didnt because she wasnt me smitten

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Fri 11/07/08 08:46 AM



JT you are worth it. She just saw your value early...laugh

laugh A little TOO early for my taste. But hey, maybe I let THE ONE get awaylaugh laugh laugh laugh


no you didnt because she wasnt me smitten




tears tears tears tears tears tears tears tears tears tears tears tears

franshade's photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:48 AM
Ok Mag are you crying because it wasn't me or because it wasn't me??? laugh

no photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:57 AM

Ok Mag are you crying because it wasn't me or because it wasn't me??? laugh


Well....sniff, sniff......of course! blushing blushing

RoamingOrator's photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:58 AM

i got an email this morning from some guy who said " You have to write me back I wanna spend my life with you"

WTF!!!!!!!

He doesnt even know me...Has never seen me... We have never spoken before...I crack up at these things...

What are some of the wildest emails you have gotten????


Wildest email I've gotten was someone asking me if I felt okay today. Hot stuff huh???? Can't wait to see what comes next week!!!

franshade's photo
Fri 11/07/08 08:59 AM


Ok Mag are you crying because it wasn't me or because it wasn't me??? laugh


Well....sniff, sniff......of course! blushing blushing


flowers {{{{{mag}}}}}} flowers

jtip1977's photo
Fri 11/07/08 09:28 AM
Ah Lilith - you gotta love those stage five clingers. laugh They are the "nice" guys!!!

Franflowerforyou blushing

BonnyMiss's photo
Fri 11/07/08 10:49 AM

Sure I want to spend my life with George Clooney and Brad Pitt but thats not going to happen. Pipe dream


Who says it aint gonna happen?!



:)



Yeah, says who ?



Noden's photo
Fri 11/07/08 10:53 AM


Sure I want to spend my life with George Clooney and Brad Pitt but thats not going to happen. Pipe dream


Who says it aint gonna happen?!



:)



Yeah, says who ?



:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

hunky62's photo
Fri 11/07/08 12:08 PM
NICE PHOTOSHOP ! ! !

BonnyMiss's photo
Fri 11/07/08 01:23 PM

NICE PHOTOSHOP ! ! !


Go on, state the obvious !

hunky62's photo
Fri 11/07/08 01:25 PM


NICE PHOTOSHOP ! ! !


Go on, state the obvious !


OK...you really want me...LOL

BonnyMiss's photo
Fri 11/07/08 01:26 PM



NICE PHOTOSHOP ! ! !


Go on, state the obvious !


OK...you really want me...LOL


Not unless you're Clooney