Topic: ADVICE FOR OUR LADIES!!!
franshade's photo
Tue 11/04/08 11:12 AM
Edited by franshade on Tue 11/04/08 11:13 AM
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTER, GRANDDAUGHTER, YOUNGER SISTER, NIECE, COUSIN... all the GIRLS!



1. Don't imagine you can change a man...
Unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?
You shut the door behind him.

3. If they put a man on the moon...
they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander...
it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well...
They never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same...
they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor:
a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men...
most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something...
is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind...
but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man...
look in a mental hospital!

12. The men of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years...
even in biblical times, they wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in...
tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes...
it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
:banana:

no photo
Tue 11/04/08 11:16 AM
laugh drinker drinker

no photo
Tue 11/04/08 11:16 AM
Geez fran.......BUT you love us anyway right?????

directandwrite's photo
Tue 11/04/08 11:17 AM
That's funny, but probably not all true..but then again..lol j/k!

;o)

franshade's photo
Tue 11/04/08 11:18 AM

Geez fran.......BUT you love us anyway right?????

Ladies are cool but men rock!!! :heart:

rebel58's photo
Tue 11/04/08 11:21 AM
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Joaverage's photo
Tue 11/04/08 11:21 AM
drinker :banana: drinker :banana: drinker :banana:

franshade's photo
Tue 11/04/08 11:24 AM
Edited by franshade on Tue 11/04/08 11:25 AM

franshade's photo
Tue 11/04/08 11:40 AM
come on ladies :banana:

no photo
Tue 11/04/08 12:20 PM
drinker drinker :banana: :banana: drinks drinks shades shades

The "Shade" said it all!

no photo
Tue 11/04/08 12:23 PM
laugh

franshade's photo
Tue 11/04/08 12:54 PM
it is a woman's world waving

franshade's photo
Tue 11/04/08 12:57 PM
Edited by franshade on Tue 11/04/08 12:58 PM
:banana:


I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman

You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

FADE
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman

BlueskyJ's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:27 PM
1. Don't imagine you can change a man...


if all women followed the above more men would be true to their lady

krupa's photo
Tue 11/04/08 04:23 PM
Shut up and Iron my shirt!....muahahahahaha...Oh crap!....(Ducking and bolting for the door).....

hehehehehehehe

franshade's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:04 PM

Shut up and Iron my shirt!....muahahahahaha...Oh crap!....(Ducking and bolting for the door).....

hehehehehehehe


splat!!!! :banana: gotcha before you reached the door

:laughing:

Jodi22's photo
Tue 11/04/08 05:17 PM
I have got to agree, OMG that is to funny! Yes we still love you guys, could not live without you! or you better attributes like........!blushing