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if want the answer it is catcher and umpire No, I don't want the answer......... 
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if want the answer it is catcher and umpire  Smart 
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You gonna put me out of my misery, jtip? Centipede laying on it's back |
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You gonna put me out of my misery, jtip? Centipede laying on it's back  That's great! 
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Man walks over, man walks under, in times of war he burns asunder.
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a man lives on the 31st floor. he takes the elevator done to the ground floor.he goes to work. he comes home. he takes the elevator to the 20th floor. he walks the rest of the way. why/
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Man walks over, man walks under, in times of war he burns asunder. Dude - I know I am going to punch myself when you tell me, but I give up..... |
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a man lives on the 31st floor. he takes the elevator done to the ground floor.he goes to work. he comes home. he takes the elevator to the 20th floor. he walks the rest of the way. why/ I heard this one before, the man is a dwarf, he can't reach any buttons higher than 20. Although when I heard it, the highest floor button he could reach was 14 or something like that. |
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Man walks over, man walks under, in times of war he burns asunder. Dude - I know I am going to punch myself when you tell me, but I give up..... A bridge. |
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Where may you find roads without cars, forests without trees, villages without houses?
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Man walks over, man walks under, in times of war he burns asunder. Dude - I know I am going to punch myself when you tell me, but I give up..... A bridge. I feel so frickin stupid now. Dammit |
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you guy keep discussing this i have to go for now
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Where may you find roads without cars, forests without trees, villages without houses? A map!! Heard that one before. That's a good one
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I feel so frickin stupid now. Dammit Don't worry, that's how I felt earlier
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I am not alive but I grow, I don't have lungs but I need air, I don't have a mouth but water kills me. What am I?
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I am not alive but I grow, I don't have lungs but I need air, I don't have a mouth but water kills me. What am I? Fire |
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A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
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Walk on the living they don't even mumble, walk on the dead they mutter and grumble.
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A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time? It's the middle of the day.
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Heres one...
My first begins my first, and i am myself my second. Mynext is the end of ends, followed by the beginning of hope. Now put me on a line, and u will find my name, I live my whole life out of doors, but i never feel the rain. |
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