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Edited by
demonhunter
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Thu 10/30/08 12:53 PM
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning |
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 Those are great
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TAKE ME DRUNK, OCCIFER, I THINK IM HOME
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occifer I swear to drunk I'm not G-d
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TAKE ME DRUNK, OCCIFER, I THINK IM HOME
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i need another bartender,beer
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They call me Tater Salad
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They call me Tater Salad
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I don't think so Scooter.
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Come on! hic, i can dwive you home..
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hey tater... you get thrown out of a bar? I'm not talking where they walked you to the door, you said nice to see you... no this is 6 bouncers throwing you out into the street.
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