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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour... Follow the instructions to find your new name. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, 'Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants', by Dave Pilkey. This book is about an evil Professor who forces everyone to assume new names. 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: > a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, Barack Obama's new name is: Dorfus Featherbutt! And just to be fair and balanced, John McCain's new name is: Farcus Battyface! And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!!! Mine is: Sleazy Chickendoodle.   
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Edited by
demonhunter
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Thu 10/30/08 11:53 AM
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Mine is Doombah Pottysquirt
LOL 
How hilarious! Thanks...I needed that! |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Thu 10/30/08 12:06 PM
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dude..be original..ya took that from me 
To be original, I never took it from you. I also posted this several months ago, when you weren't even a member of this site. And as I see you've edited your original comment, I rest my case 
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<~~~~~~~Sloopy Farklefanny |
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Sleezy Burgerbutt
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Sleezy Burgerbutt ha ha that is so you!
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Dorky Farkletush
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Goober Fricken Sprinkles.
Now, who would of thought that?
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Fluffy Dippinfanny
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*Scratches head* I thought I already did this today.
Must have been a dream, damn narcolepsy. |
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Edited by
IndnPrncs
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Thu 10/30/08 02:18 PM
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I can't follow directions...
It's actually Dinky Dippindoodle.... |
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Boobie Gizzardhump
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Boobie Dippinhiney?
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<------ Mine is Dorfus Pottyboob lol funny.
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Sloopy Dippindunkin
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I can't follow directions...
It's actually Dinky Dippindoodle....
Mine is Funky Dippindoodle
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snooty gorilladoodle
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sleezy gizzardlips
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