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Topic: What is the best, but still truthful way to describe yoursel
DawnMarie1964's photo
Tue 10/28/08 05:25 AM

Focus on the positive aspects....

If you are big...tell em "I give great shade"

If you are thin...tell em.."Got extra room in my shower...."

If you are a computer gamer..tell em.."I am great with my hands!"

If you are a woman focusing on getting a new wardrobe....tell em.."I can't wait to get out of these clothes!"

Seems to me that there is a good line for everything if you got the right perspective.

rofl rofl rofl
You are a genius!

DawnMarie1964's photo
Tue 10/28/08 05:25 AM
Dedicated and loving....to a fault

thumper95's photo
Tue 10/28/08 05:27 AM
evil, mean as a snake with a toothache, kicks people in the shins, and all around meanie

Lily0923's photo
Tue 10/28/08 05:33 AM

evil, mean as a snake with a toothache, kicks people in the shins, and all around meanie


What he's really saying is that he's a puppy dog...

thumper95's photo
Tue 10/28/08 05:34 AM
yeah,, come scratch me and ill bite dammit

Lily0923's photo
Tue 10/28/08 05:36 AM

yeah,, come scratch me and ill bite dammit


ya ya sell it to someone who buys bullsh*t....:wink:

Thumper is a sweet sweet man....Don't let him fool you.

thumper95's photo
Tue 10/28/08 05:38 AM
i no nothing,, and sweet,, shyte

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Tue 10/28/08 05:47 AM

i no nothing,, and sweet,, shyte


Big ole marshmallow :tongue:

krupa's photo
Tue 10/28/08 04:49 PM
Oh I GOTTA go with DawnMarie on this one....

I am a Genius!

TelephoneMan's photo
Tue 10/28/08 10:07 PM
Edited by TelephoneMan on Tue 10/28/08 10:09 PM

To attract someone. Not necessarily for this site, but for anything.
disclaimer: should say yourself..


Alien transplant from a distant planet that doesn't quite understand the human concept of imaginary geographical boundaries and/or governments.

Talented fingers from playing guitar for 33 years.

Might explode on contact.

Typical primate that eats bananas and vegetables.

Lion-like mane of hair that gets let down at night simulating jungle behavior and many roars.

Court jester, class-clown type once gotten to known.

Not a man-whore.

feralcatlady's photo
Fri 10/31/08 08:13 AM
I am who I am.....don't like it....suck a rock...


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Fri 10/31/08 08:23 AM
curt and condescending
blushing

Goofball73's photo
Fri 10/31/08 08:25 AM
I am the Anti-Christ.pitchfork

BlueskyJ's photo
Fri 10/31/08 08:45 AM
Strong & Sensitive

Good Boy....Bad Boy

Self Controlled & Outta Control

62easygoing's photo
Fri 10/31/08 08:51 AM
Edited by 62easygoing on Fri 10/31/08 08:57 AM
i would say; (i can cook,and bake any food, the world over.) & (i think of others before myself.)

lilith401's photo
Fri 10/31/08 08:52 AM
Narcissistic uberintellectual with extensive writing skills, but can't cook and is overly picky about everything in the universe.


Narcissistic penultimate intellectual with extensive objective and informational writing skills, can cook but not bake, and is overly picky about everything in the universe. As well, determined to find an assertive,sexy, witty man who is not a pvssy or a sociopath.



** More verbose and loquacious than Lexy **laugh

no photo
Fri 10/31/08 08:55 AM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 10/31/08 08:57 AM
Be confident in yourself & people should like you for who U Rhappy
"Those you like U , like U well.....
those who DON'T, can go to pitchfork "!!

Damn....! U people are fast!!laugh This was uposed to be for the LAST thread posted!!
Guess Im ohwell toooo SLOW today.....!

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