Topic: S.L.D.Rs
Dan99's photo
Mon 10/27/08 04:57 PM



Anybody can tell that you enjoyed your trips over here. Just look at your pic....a Brit and a Scot both wearing American hats! laugh


Yeah but we are also picking eachothers noses, so we cant really be all that mentally stable!

You're probably right....if I remember correctly, you were also wearing a t-shirt with a saying on it, something to the effect of bragging about a rather large c*ck, or some other such rubbish....

laugh


I believe it said 'I might not be Jesus, but the size of my c)ck is a miracle!'


Mr_Music's photo
Mon 10/27/08 04:59 PM




Anybody can tell that you enjoyed your trips over here. Just look at your pic....a Brit and a Scot both wearing American hats! laugh


Yeah but we are also picking eachothers noses, so we cant really be all that mentally stable!

You're probably right....if I remember correctly, you were also wearing a t-shirt with a saying on it, something to the effect of bragging about a rather large c*ck, or some other such rubbish....

laugh


I believe it said 'I might not be Jesus, but the size of my c)ck is a miracle!'



I'll let the Canadian Lisa take care of this one. laugh

Pink_lady's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:00 PM




Damn, I have a Scottish friend who I'd love to get "more than" friends with (She's so hot!), do you have any advice on how to attract a Scot? laugh


Yeah, speak slowly and clearly! lol


No Dan!!! u just need to LISTEN and LISTEN GOOD!!

lol!

Dan99's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:00 PM
How the hell would she know?!

I'll let the Scottish Lisa take care of this one!

Dan99's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:01 PM





Damn, I have a Scottish friend who I'd love to get "more than" friends with (She's so hot!), do you have any advice on how to attract a Scot? laugh


Yeah, speak slowly and clearly! lol


No Dan!!! u just need to LISTEN and LISTEN GOOD!!

lol!


Ahh there you are baby! We were just talking about the size of my, ummm, errr...EGO! lol

Pete026's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:02 PM
What if the Scots lass in question is a total pisshead and can't remember the last conversation she had with him?

Pink_lady's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:03 PM






Damn, I have a Scottish friend who I'd love to get "more than" friends with (She's so hot!), do you have any advice on how to attract a Scot? laugh


Yeah, speak slowly and clearly! lol


No Dan!!! u just need to LISTEN and LISTEN GOOD!!

lol!


Ahh there you are baby! We were just talking about the size of my, ummm, errr...EGO! lol


Good! for a min i thought u were talking about ur.....well...ya know........! i dont like u bragging...LOL!


Dan99's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:04 PM

What if the Scots lass in question is a total pisshead and can't remember the last conversation she had with him?


Thats normal for a Scottish lass!

papersmile's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:05 PM





Anybody can tell that you enjoyed your trips over here. Just look at your pic....a Brit and a Scot both wearing American hats! laugh


Yeah but we are also picking eachothers noses, so we cant really be all that mentally stable!

You're probably right....if I remember correctly, you were also wearing a t-shirt with a saying on it, something to the effect of bragging about a rather large c*ck, or some other such rubbish....

laugh


I believe it said 'I might not be Jesus, but the size of my c)ck is a miracle!'



I'll let the Canadian Lisa take care of this one. laugh


noway hell, i ain't going anywhere near dan's c@ck

Dan99's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:07 PM







Damn, I have a Scottish friend who I'd love to get "more than" friends with (She's so hot!), do you have any advice on how to attract a Scot? laugh


Yeah, speak slowly and clearly! lol


No Dan!!! u just need to LISTEN and LISTEN GOOD!!

lol!


Ahh there you are baby! We were just talking about the size of my, ummm, errr...EGO! lol


Good! for a min i thought u were talking about ur.....well...ya know........! i dont like u bragging...LOL!





I love it when YOU brag FOR me though! lol

Pete026's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:07 PM


What if the Scots lass in question is a total pisshead and can't remember the last conversation she had with him?


Thats normal for a Scottish lass!



That's what I thought laugh

joshyfox's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:09 PM
I am currently talking to a girl in Nigeria right now. If it works out, I'll let you know.

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:10 PM

Stupidly-Long-Distance-Relationships.

After three (well, two and a half lol - one was merely a stupid knee-jerk reaction) failed SLDRs, I'm finally convinced that they DON'T work.
Does anyone have any sucess stories to prove me wrong?
laugh dozenslaugh

Pete026's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:10 PM


Stupidly-Long-Distance-Relationships.

After three (well, two and a half lol - one was merely a stupid knee-jerk reaction) failed SLDRs, I'm finally convinced that they DON'T work.
Does anyone have any sucess stories to prove me wrong?
laugh dozenslaugh


Do tell, Mirror.

no photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:21 PM

I am currently talking to a girl in Nigeria right now. If it works out, I'll let you know.


Is her father the Minister of Agriculture? I think I sent her some money for seeds.....

joshyfox's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:26 PM


I am currently talking to a girl in Nigeria right now. If it works out, I'll let you know.


Is her father the Minister of Agriculture? I think I sent her some money for seeds.....


No she is a American Student studying in Nigeria and she happens to be from an area close to where I Live. She said after schooling, she'll be coming back and would like to meet.

So here's hoping.

 ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:29 PM


depends on how much your willing to commit to it


I'm extremely willing to commit. Just seems like nobody else is ohwell


I AM....! I AM!! waving

 ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:36 PM

Stay with it. Please, prove me wrong. I'd love to hear that someone had success where I failed.
I wish you all the luck in the world drinker


We have Badgirl and Sharpshooter, met on here, saying their vows as we speakbigsmile


How long did they DATE & how much distance was there for them? Just wondering.....!

Pete026's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:36 PM



depends on how much your willing to commit to it


I'm extremely willing to commit. Just seems like nobody else is ohwell


I AM....! I AM!! waving



WOOHOOOO!!! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Want my email address? :tongue:

 ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟's photo
Mon 10/27/08 05:57 PM




depends on how much your willing to commit to it


I'm extremely willing to commit. Just seems like nobody else is ohwell


I AM....! I AM!! waving



WOOHOOOO!!! :banana: :banana: :banana:
Want my email address? :tongue:


I'll take it.... if U give it to me!drool