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 A mother and her son were flying TWA from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said that she had. So she said, "Tell your mother that TWA always pulls out on time." |
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Take Off Announcement
From a Southwest Airlines employee - "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane." After Landing As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker, "Whoa, big fella. Whoa." And my personal favorite... Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement - "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways." |
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Merle is not in the mile high club.......
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Merle is not in the mile high club.......
That is SO on my Bucket List !!! Missy being a member of the milehigh club!!!! And i would rather it be with a man and NOT something battery operated !!!!!!!!!!! |
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 Not yetMerle is not in the mile high club.......
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Well, hey it beats a blank
 Merle is not in the mile high club.......
That is SO on my Bucket List !!! Missy being a member of the milehigh club!!!! And i would rather it be with a man and NOT something battery operated !!!!!!!!!!! |
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Well, hey it beats a blank Merle is not in the mile high club.......
That is SO on my Bucket List !!! Missy being a member of the milehigh club!!!! And i would rather it be with a man and NOT something battery operated !!!!!!!!!!! Gotta have that extra help ....hmm on second thought maybe someone would hear me in there with the BOB... Then the pilot would announce on the PA..."COULD THE LADY IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE VIBRATOR PLEASE RETURN TO HER SEAT " |
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Or the men would be lined up at the door to listen or watch
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LMAO...Have em lined up in the aisle...
I just had a vision of the scene from When Harry Met sally, when she fakes the orgasm and the whole restraunt stares at her.... All the women on the plane would be sayin..."ILL HAVE WHAT SHES HAVING" |
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I feel wicked evil tonight!!!!
I love it !!! |
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"Oh flight attendant, I'll have three of what she is having" LMAO...Have em lined up in the aisle... I just had a vision of the scene from When Harry Met sally, when she fakes the orgasm and the whole restraunt stares at her.... All the women on the plane would be sayin..."ILL HAVE WHAT SHES HAVING" |
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DEBBIE IS A PROUD MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB
BOTH COMMERCIAL AND PRIVATE PLANES......
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And this is different from any other night, how?
 I feel wicked evil tonight!!!! I love it !!! |
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I feel wicked evil tonight!!!! I love it !!! ohhhhhhhh baby.......what time do you have to leave for bar M. |
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HELLO HOWS EVERYONE
OH I SEE YOUR ALL GREAT |
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No doubt in my mind
DEBBIE IS A PROUD MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB
BOTH COMMERCIAL AND PRIVATE PLANES......
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Hi {{{grammy}}}
 Yes, we are and I am getting ready to crack the seal on this bottle calling my name HELLO HOWS EVERYONE OH I SEE YOUR ALL GREAT |
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