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 Well at least that is all Only thing I ever got caught with at the airline security check was knives .. both my girls had those Hello Kitty pocket knives .. OMG .. dyin over here...  |
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  Okay, I will remember that  I save them for other places  Get out the whips and chains woman!!!!!!  My point EXACTLY..if he wants more.. he sings.. !!!!!! |
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"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite." |
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OMG, that is just wrong Debbie, funny, but wrong
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite." |
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Oh I have tons of them planned......
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Oh, I just bet you do
  
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21. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it reached a comfortabe cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . he weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing You should see the back of mine!"
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21. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it reached a comfortabe cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . he weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing You should see the back of mine!" |
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Debbie, you have email
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I was thinking since were right in the swing of the travel season...Maybe Merle could go set up a table with all her goodies before the check in...And show the people what not to bring....what do you think Merle.
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I can do that
<---------------Table is set up, take a peek at what not to take on the plane with you I was thinking since were right in the swing of the travel season...Maybe Merle could go set up a table with all her goodies before the check in...And show the people what not to bring....what do you think Merle. |
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OMG my first time reading this........HYSTERICAL is all I can say.
Brings to mind though of a woman I knew back in SA Texas (while stationed there) our husbands had been gone on a lenghly TDY overseas...but when she went to greet her husband at the airport she forgot her Ben Wah balls were still intact in the netherlands....so she set off the security alarm. 
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Oh no, that poor woman. This has been a standing sort of humor since my first trip to see Tom and Debbie has made it all worthwhile.
OMG my first time reading this........HYSTERICAL is all I can say. Brings to mind though of a woman I knew back in SA Texas (while stationed there) our husbands had been gone on a lenghly TDY overseas...but when she went to greet her husband at the airport she forgot her Ben Wah balls were still intact in the netherlands....so she set off the security alarm. |
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I can do that <---------------Table is set up, take a peek at what not to take on the plane with you I was thinking since were right in the swing of the travel season...Maybe Merle could go set up a table with all her goodies before the check in...And show the people what not to bring....what do you think Merle. So, is anything for sale?????? Shouldn't that be set up in a secure area?
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Nothing for sale, just for viewing pleasure only. This is so people traveling know "WAHT NO TO TAKE" on a plane
 I can do that <---------------Table is set up, take a peek at what not to take on the plane with you I was thinking since were right in the swing of the travel season...Maybe Merle could go set up a table with all her goodies before the check in...And show the people what not to bring....what do you think Merle. So, is anything for sale?????? Shouldn't that be set up in a secure area? |
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Nothing for sale, just for viewing pleasure only. This is so people traveling know "WAHT NO TO TAKE" on a plane I can do that <---------------Table is set up, take a peek at what not to take on the plane with you I was thinking since were right in the swing of the travel season...Maybe Merle could go set up a table with all her goodies before the check in...And show the people what not to bring....what do you think Merle. So, is anything for sale?????? Shouldn't that be set up in a secure area? Almost sounds like a peep show! Hey, that hasn't been done yet has it??????? We could make millions! |
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 Oh yes we could Nothing for sale, just for viewing pleasure only. This is so people traveling know "WAHT NO TO TAKE" on a plane I can do that <---------------Table is set up, take a peek at what not to take on the plane with you I was thinking since were right in the swing of the travel season...Maybe Merle could go set up a table with all her goodies before the check in...And show the people what not to bring....what do you think Merle. So, is anything for sale?????? Shouldn't that be set up in a secure area? Almost sounds like a peep show! Hey, that hasn't been done yet has it??????? We could make millions! |
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Edited by
bad_girl
on
Wed 11/26/08 09:44 AM
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Okay folks, with the help of a friend ((BM])), we have prepared a holiday song just for those of you who are ready to go on a holiday vacation, hope you enjoy it
Dashing through the gates Enroute to catch my flight The snow is thick,there's traffic jams I hope I won't be late Oh jingle bells,jingle bells I'm off on holiday My bags are packed with toys galore I think it's oh so swell Jingle bells,jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to go On a sexy holiday He called me on the phone Told me he'd reserved A hot tub for a night or two And dinner in my bed Handcuffs at the ready Kinky boots on show What fun I'll have In some motel Playing a game or two Oh jingle bells,jingle bells I'm playing naked scrabble I touch my toes and up he goes Tousling in my rabble Jingle bells,jingle bells Cream's never been this good My body gleams He licked me clean I think he liked his desert Oh jingle bells,jingle bells I named him "Tarzan Boy" He swung down from the chandlier Showing me his "vine" Oh jingle bells,jingle bells A good time had by all I got my jingle jangled I know I surely had my fill My Christmas is complete Ohhhhhhh,Jingle bells,jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to go On a sexy holiday On a sexy holidaaaaaaaaay !! |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Wed 11/26/08 10:09 AM
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