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Topic: Airline Travelers Beware
Tazz42 Joined Fri 02/29/08 Posts: 9660	Wed 11/26/08 10:20 AM


BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Wed 11/26/08 10:27 AM
Okay folks, with the help of a friend ((BM])), we have prepared a holiday song just for those of you who are ready to go on a holiday vacation, hope you enjoy it Dashing through the gates Enroute to catch my flight The snow is thick,there's traffic jams I hope I won't be late Oh jingle bells,jingle bells I'm off on holiday My bags are packed with toys galore I think it's oh so swell Jingle bells,jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to go On a sexy holiday He called me on the phone Told me he'd reserved A hot tub for a night or two And dinner in my bed Handcuffs at the ready Kinky boots on show What fun I'll have In some motel Playing a game or two Oh jingle bells,jingle bells I'm playing naked scrabble I touch my toes and up he goes Tousling in my rabble Jingle bells,jingle bells Cream's never been this good My body gleams He licked me clean I think he liked his desert Oh jingle bells,jingle bells I named him "Tarzan Boy" He swung down from the chandlier Showing me his "vine" Oh jingle bells,jingle bells A good time had by all I got my jingle jangled I know I surely had my fill My Christmas is complete Ohhhhhhh,Jingle bells,jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to go On a sexy holiday On a sexy holidaaaaaaaaay !! I see Christmas has come early

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Wed 11/26/08 10:28 AM
Yes ma'am, it has

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Wed 11/26/08 01:01 PM
Okay folks, with the help of a friend ((BM])), we have prepared a holiday song just for those of you who are ready to go on a holiday vacation, hope you enjoy it Dashing through the gates Enroute to catch my flight The snow is thick,there's traffic jams I hope I won't be late Oh jingle bells,jingle bells I'm off on holiday My bags are packed with toys galore I think it's oh so swell Jingle bells,jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to go On a sexy holiday He called me on the phone Told me he'd reserved A hot tub for a night or two And dinner in my bed Handcuffs at the ready Kinky boots on show What fun I'll have In some motel Playing a game or two Oh jingle bells,jingle bells I'm playing naked scrabble I touch my toes and up he goes Tousling in my rabble Jingle bells,jingle bells Cream's never been this good My body gleams He licked me clean I think he liked his desert Oh jingle bells,jingle bells I named him "Tarzan Boy" He swung down from the chandlier Showing me his "vine" Oh jingle bells,jingle bells A good time had by all I got my jingle jangled I know I surely had my fill My Christmas is complete Ohhhhhhh,Jingle bells,jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to go On a sexy holiday On a sexy holidaaaaaaaaay !!

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Wed 11/26/08 01:08 PM
Boy do I feel sorry for Santa

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Wed 11/26/08 01:09 PM
Yep, me too Boy do I feel sorry for Santa

Tazz42 Joined Fri 02/29/08 Posts: 9660	Wed 11/26/08 01:44 PM
Poor Santa! But wait....you forgot the Turkey song!!!!! Oh Turkey Dear Oh Turkey Dear How lovely are thy feathers! Oh Turkey Dear Oh Turkey Dear There could be nothing better! WE celebrate Thanksgiving Day, By putting your carcass on display. oh Turkey Dear Oh Turkey Dear You thought we were friends who came to greet you Oh Turkey Dear Oh Turkey Dear We gathered here to eat you! Oh Turkey Day Oh Turkey Day The family is all together Oh Turkey Day Oh Turkey Day We've over come bad weather Seeing the family is fab we'll see you again in rehab Oh Turkey Day Oh Turkey Day We drink away your memory! Happy Thanksgiving ALL!!!!!

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Wed 11/26/08 01:47 PM
awwww they are both way way to cool...... Good job you two

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Wed 11/26/08 02:21 PM Edited by bad_girl on Wed 11/26/08 03:13 PM
Poor Santa! But wait....you forgot the Turkey song!!!!! Oh Turkey Dear Oh Turkey Dear How lovely are thy feathers! Oh Turkey Dear Oh Turkey Dear There could be nothing better! WE celebrate Thanksgiving Day, By putting your carcass on display. oh Turkey Dear Oh Turkey Dear You thought we were friends who came to greet you Oh Turkey Dear Oh Turkey Dear We gathered here to eat you! Oh Turkey Day Oh Turkey Day The family is all together Oh Turkey Day Oh Turkey Day We've over come bad weather Seeing the family is fab we'll see you again in rehab Oh Turkey Day Oh Turkey Day We drink away your memory! Happy Thanksgiving ALL!!!!!

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Wed 11/26/08 02:27 PM Edited by bad_girl on Wed 11/26/08 02:37 PM


bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Wed 11/26/08 02:42 PM
awwww they are both way way to cool...... Good job you two

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Wed 11/26/08 08:23 PM
OMFG...................Im pissin myself over here !!!!!!!!!!!!!11 NEED NEW JAMMIES......NEED MEW JAMMIES!!!!!!!!!!

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Wed 11/26/08 08:31 PM
I needed new jammies while I was posting

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Tue 12/30/08 07:27 PM
Ok so with the New Year in the next couple of days i thought maybe we should bring this back up ... If anyone has ANY QUESTIONS...I mean ANY questions at all about what to pack or not to pack when traveling over the New Year.. Please post them here... Bad_girl will be happy to help you out... she has experience in this department...(and other departments too , after reading this thread the lady could write a book, they could only sell it in ADULT BOOKSTORES tho)

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Tue 12/30/08 07:33 PM
Just tryin to help people out yanno??? Dont want anyone vibrating when they go thru the metal detectors..or when checking baggage

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Tue 12/30/08 07:36 PM


bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Wed 12/31/08 02:11 AM Edited by bad_girl on Wed 12/31/08 02:12 AM
YES FOLKS, I AM THE QUEEN OF TRAVELING, ASK AWAY MISSY I am not seeing this

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Wed 12/31/08 06:30 AM
MERLE!!!!! AM I SEEING THIS AGAIN?????? I am not seeing this I BETTER NOT BE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Wed 12/31/08 07:16 AM
OMG I am so seeing this.....and I am sure all the good folks in mingleland would love to know the best way to travel with their toy... I am sure bad_girl could so help them.

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Wed 12/31/08 08:26 AM
Maybe she should post her list of what NOT to check... you know, just for the people who dont know... and maybe even a reminder to take the batteries out so **** dont vibrate like I said before.. so BAD_GIRL..where are you??!!!???!!??!!! BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL.......Come out come out where ever you are !!!!!!!!!!!!