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Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 2
JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 06:47 PM

Who will put a chicken in every pot after tomorrow's election?


Neither candidate.

McCain will have all the chickens trained in how to use automatic weapons and send them over to Iraq.

Obama will take the chicken away from the the rich people and give them to the people that don't have chickens. But ONLY the ones who make 250k or less.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 06:48 PM

Will the chicken in said pot be rubber?


Well..the political process is a joke....so yeah. Why not rubber chickens.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 06:49 PM

Did said chicken come before or after the egg?


According to evolution...a slug laid an egg and suddenly ( relatively speaking ) there were chickens.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 06:50 PM

Can said chicken cross the road and WHY?


The chicken can, indeed, cross the road if he happens to be standing in front of a KFC.

galendgirl's photo
Sun 11/02/08 07:25 PM
And with that knowledge well in hand (Thanks again, JustAGuy!) I say...
let us eat beef!

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:02 PM
Absolutely.

Although....those smoked pork chops I had for dinner tonight were pretty doggone tasty too.drool drool drool

galendgirl's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:03 PM

Absolutely.

Although....those smoked pork chops I had for dinner tonight were pretty doggone tasty too.drool drool drool


Here is was a multi-layer nacho thingee...like a casserole you eat with tortilla chips. Completely nutritionally balanced and healthy but BIG mom-points when I serve something like that (hey kids...want chips for dinner???) LOL!

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:09 PM
Heh. When I make nachos...they are Fat Guy Nachos!!!

galendgirl's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:11 PM

Heh. When I make nachos...they are Fat Guy Nachos!!!


Well come on over..I'll feed you nutritious that TASTES like "fat guy nachos!" What's not to like?

galendgirl's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:11 PM


Heh. When I make nachos...they are Fat Guy Nachos!!!


Well come on over..I'll feed you nutritious that TASTES like "fat guy nachos!" What's not to like?


You can't give me "mom points" though...I'm just not that old!

galendgirl's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:18 PM
Signing off in a few, so...

Why can I wash permanent marker off my skin but can't get regular ball-point pen ink off a shirt?

galendgirl's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:19 PM
Why do I feel so grounded after drinking "spring" water?

galendgirl's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:19 PM
Still no tutu?

galendgirl's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:20 PM
How about the towel picture then?
(If KymmieSue and I have to settle for no tutu!)

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:27 PM


Heh. When I make nachos...they are Fat Guy Nachos!!!


Well come on over..I'll feed you nutritious that TASTES like "fat guy nachos!" What's not to like?


If they aren't TRUE Fat Guy Nachos....it just isn't the same....lol

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:28 PM

Signing off in a few, so...

Why can I wash permanent marker off my skin but can't get regular ball-point pen ink off a shirt?



Your skin doesn't have fibers that the marker can sink into.

And your shirt doesn't have skin flaking off it when you scrub it.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:29 PM

Why do I feel so grounded after drinking "spring" water?


Because the " springs " have been removed for safety.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:30 PM

Still no tutu?


Nope. LOL

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/02/08 08:30 PM

How about the towel picture then?
(If KymmieSue and I have to settle for no tutu!)


In due time. :-)

KymmieSue's photo
Sun 11/02/08 10:11 PM

Signing off in a few, so...

Why can I wash permanent marker off my skin but can't get regular ball-point pen ink off a shirt?



try spraing hairspray on the spot before you wash it.

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