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Topic: Fun
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Sat 10/18/08 09:15 AM
Here's the entirety of a profile I read this morning:

"I like to have fun."

OK, that works for me! I feel like I've known you all my life, and there's no doubt in my mind that you're THE ONE and now all I have to do is find an electron microscope and do my damnedest to find out if there's anything other than those 5 little words rattling around loose in that great big empty cranium of yours.

There was one I saw last year that was marginally worse, i.e.,

"I'm a fun person who likes to have fun." Which is good to know, because there are few things worse than meeting a fun person who DOESN'T like to have fun. Some of us have issues with mixed messages, or maybe we don't.


MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 10/18/08 09:21 AM
:tongue: Im a nice guy that likes to be nice.:tongue:

GuitarManager's photo
Sat 10/18/08 09:23 AM
I guess writing up a profile isn't fun.

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Sat 10/18/08 09:24 AM

:tongue: Im a nice guy that likes to be nice.:tongue:


Mirror, you do know that you're asking for trouble, right?

:wink:

Lily0923's photo
Sat 10/18/08 09:25 AM
I'm a nice girl who likes to be a b*tch to stupid people....I need love too.....sad sad

Wynni's photo
Sat 10/18/08 09:26 AM
What's worse?

A few meaningless words or nothing at all? I've opened some that had nothing to say, it made my decision easier I should say.

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Sat 10/18/08 09:26 AM

I'm a nice girl who likes to be a b*tch to stupid people....I need love too.....sad sad


Too many words, I'm thinking....

flowers flowers flowers

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Sat 10/18/08 09:29 AM
I'm not saying anything, my profile doesn't look much betterembarassed

laugh laugh laugh laugh

lilith401's photo
Sat 10/18/08 09:30 AM
If you have questions, hit me up.

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Sat 10/18/08 09:30 AM

What's worse?

A few meaningless words or nothing at all? I've opened some that had nothing to say, it made my decision easier I should say.


If there aren't 117 pages, minimum, I'm out the door.


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Sat 10/18/08 09:32 AM


What's worse?

A few meaningless words or nothing at all? I've opened some that had nothing to say, it made my decision easier I should say.


If there aren't 117 pages, minimum, I'm out the door.




bye bye Lexsad brokenheart

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Sat 10/18/08 09:33 AM

If you have questions, hit me up.


I saw one of those this morning too:

"I am not comfortable writing about myself, so if you're interested, you'll have to ask me whatever it is you want to know."

OK, so what am I supposed to ASK? Based on what? You haven't provided me with anything to use as a springboard to ask anything.

"Uh, yeah, hey, I saw your profile, like, and I was, uh, wondering, like, why you were too, ya know, like, uh, lazy, to write anything about yourself, right?"


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Sat 10/18/08 09:34 AM

bye bye Lexsad brokenheart


You know you get a special exemption!!

117 is a metaphor for 112.


flowers flowers flowers

Wynni's photo
Sat 10/18/08 09:35 AM



If there aren't 117 pages, minimum, I'm out the door.




bye bye Lexsad brokenheart


That's our Lex - a heartbreaker

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Sat 10/18/08 09:35 AM

I guess writing up a profile isn't fun.


Especially if she only knows five words.

There are only so many possible combinations! And all of them are boring (and most wouldn't even make sense)!

shades

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Sat 10/18/08 09:35 AM


bye bye Lexsad brokenheart


You know you get a special exemption!!

117 is a metaphor for 112.


flowers flowers flowers


That's ok thenhappy smooched

Wynni's photo
Sat 10/18/08 09:36 AM


If you have questions, hit me up.


I saw one of those this morning too:

"I am not comfortable writing about myself, so if you're interested, you'll have to ask me whatever it is you want to know."

OK, so what am I supposed to ASK? Based on what? You haven't provided me with anything to use as a springboard to ask anything.

"Uh, yeah, hey, I saw your profile, like, and I was, uh, wondering, like, why you were too, ya know, like, uh, lazy, to write anything about yourself, right?"




Or they don't have self confidence enough to have a worthy opinion of themselves

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Sat 10/18/08 09:36 AM


If there aren't 117 pages, minimum, I'm out the door.

bye bye Lexsad brokenheart

That's our Lex - a heartbreaker


Nah, I'm just cruel and overly demanding. I'm like Stalin for the New Millennium.


lilith401's photo
Sat 10/18/08 09:38 AM
Articulation, expression.... they are lost. But hey, I'm just laid back and fun. Who needs words? Thoughts?

PATSFAN's photo
Sat 10/18/08 09:49 AM
I'm soo happy you found someonerofl rofl rofl

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