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Here's the entirety of a profile I read this morning:
"I like to have fun." OK, that works for me! I feel like I've known you all my life, and there's no doubt in my mind that you're THE ONE and now all I have to do is find an electron microscope and do my damnedest to find out if there's anything other than those 5 little words rattling around loose in that great big empty cranium of yours. There was one I saw last year that was marginally worse, i.e., "I'm a fun person who likes to have fun." Which is good to know, because there are few things worse than meeting a fun person who DOESN'T like to have fun. Some of us have issues with mixed messages, or maybe we don't. |
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Im a nice guy that likes to be nice.
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I guess writing up a profile isn't fun.
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Im a nice guy that likes to be nice. Mirror, you do know that you're asking for trouble, right? |
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I'm a nice girl who likes to be a b*tch to stupid people....I need love too.....
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What's worse?
A few meaningless words or nothing at all? I've opened some that had nothing to say, it made my decision easier I should say. |
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I'm a nice girl who likes to be a b*tch to stupid people....I need love too..... Too many words, I'm thinking.... |
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I'm not saying anything, my profile doesn't look much better
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If you have questions, hit me up.
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What's worse? A few meaningless words or nothing at all? I've opened some that had nothing to say, it made my decision easier I should say. If there aren't 117 pages, minimum, I'm out the door. |
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What's worse? A few meaningless words or nothing at all? I've opened some that had nothing to say, it made my decision easier I should say. If there aren't 117 pages, minimum, I'm out the door. bye bye Lex |
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If you have questions, hit me up. I saw one of those this morning too: "I am not comfortable writing about myself, so if you're interested, you'll have to ask me whatever it is you want to know." OK, so what am I supposed to ASK? Based on what? You haven't provided me with anything to use as a springboard to ask anything. "Uh, yeah, hey, I saw your profile, like, and I was, uh, wondering, like, why you were too, ya know, like, uh, lazy, to write anything about yourself, right?" |
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bye bye Lex You know you get a special exemption!! 117 is a metaphor for 112. |
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If there aren't 117 pages, minimum, I'm out the door. bye bye Lex That's our Lex - a heartbreaker |
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I guess writing up a profile isn't fun. Especially if she only knows five words. There are only so many possible combinations! And all of them are boring (and most wouldn't even make sense)! |
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bye bye Lex You know you get a special exemption!! 117 is a metaphor for 112. That's ok then |
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If you have questions, hit me up. I saw one of those this morning too: "I am not comfortable writing about myself, so if you're interested, you'll have to ask me whatever it is you want to know." OK, so what am I supposed to ASK? Based on what? You haven't provided me with anything to use as a springboard to ask anything. "Uh, yeah, hey, I saw your profile, like, and I was, uh, wondering, like, why you were too, ya know, like, uh, lazy, to write anything about yourself, right?" Or they don't have self confidence enough to have a worthy opinion of themselves |
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If there aren't 117 pages, minimum, I'm out the door. bye bye Lex That's our Lex - a heartbreaker Nah, I'm just cruel and overly demanding. I'm like Stalin for the New Millennium. |
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Articulation, expression.... they are lost. But hey, I'm just laid back and fun. Who needs words? Thoughts?
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I'm soo happy you found someone
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