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Topic: is there a site mod online now?
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:32 AM
I mean WTF? I've seen babies born with a bigger penis than that! Overweight and 6 foot 4? Even photoshop couldn't help that sadsack.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 12:33 AM
even though Im ignoring you biker.......did you email him the jokes yet???? <----sticks nose in air and flips hair!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:36 AM
I mean how do you give a blowjob to a pimple? That's as futile as two blind lesbians trying to find each other at a fish market.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:38 AM
I have pubic hair longer than his pecker. Uh- I did. Its nicely manicured now thank you very much.

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Wed 10/15/08 12:39 AM
well you're just being mean now biker

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:40 AM
The only thing missing was him wearing a T shirt saying "Desperate" with an arrow pointing down at his penis if you can call it that.

GeniuSxBoY Joined Sun 06/15/08 Posts: 8190	Wed 10/15/08 12:42 AM
Maybe it's an optical illusion it's really a worm on a hook and he's about to go fishing

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:43 AM
The dancing banana emoticon is bigger than mr blue tidy whiteys midget wiener.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:46 AM
Maybe it's an optical illusion it's really a worm on a hook and he's about to go fishing ....I've seen bigger worms on a hook! Somethings wrong there. Bad industrial accident. Self abuse. Got into his moms estrogen pills in her purse when he was an infant. Two plus two aint adding up to four here.

GeniuSxBoY Joined Sun 06/15/08 Posts: 8190	Wed 10/15/08 12:48 AM
Look on the bright side, he is small enough to use a vaccuum cleaner to masturbate

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 01:43 AM
If they ever need a "mini wee" in the next austin powers movie I know where to send them.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 02:06 AM
The universe is large. That penis is small.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 02:09 AM
I've been on here 14 months and I still don't understand why guys with micro penises put pictures of them on here. Why bother?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 02:12 AM
But I heard the sex freak circus is hiring.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 02:14 AM
Its a new species. Dinkalittleous.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 02:15 AM
I see a family tree ending right there.

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Wed 10/15/08 02:47 AM
Damn! this is really funny

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Wed 10/15/08 07:53 AM
Are the mods still asleep?

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Wed 10/15/08 08:06 AM
Yep....even though I reported him twice!!!

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Wed 10/15/08 08:09 AM
Look on the bright side, he is small enough to use a vaccuum cleaner to masturbate That is NEVER a good idea. LMAO

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