my eyes will fall off?

J'aime faire semblant que je suis une belle femme française.

no she is not!

Le gitan a un âne très agréable.

I gotta go to work!!!

Vous devriez venir le travail pour moi la belle dame.

I am present. That is half of what is important.
It would be more important to me if you were present, also, at the same time.

Je suis présent. C'est moitié de ce qui est important. Il serait plus important pour moi si vous étiez présent, aussi, en même temps.

Hello, to Gypsy, Purple, Catch, Chevy, drinker: longhairbiker, Mirror Mirror, TwoTallOne, : wiley, and all onlookers!

Bonjour, au bohémien, au pourpre, au crochet, au Chevy, au longhairbiker, au miroir de miroir, au TwoTallOne, au wiley, et à tous les spectateurs !

S&D you have mail

dear diary.........3 girls at work got boob jobs........

ya I seen it!!!

what?! the givin volume discounts at work?

I feel so flat right now

that's tit tit tit tit tit tit for tat

but whatever......


Im more concerned with getting whatever is in my head out of my nose!!!

<---staring at house......wondering when there will be a self clean button installed....

for head or house?

BOTH!!!! cause they are both dirty!!!

dear diary......muriel is having bad thoughts

I wish my cat would get off my lap so I can get some more diet coke.....

or maybe I have to carry him on my shoulder to the fridge???? geeeeeeeeeeeeez these babies!!!

dear diary.......I think it will be good for me to get away for awhile and away from this computer and be with real people.......