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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 117
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 11:59 AM
But this aint my first country picnic through the hood with a big truck. During rural combat where all the locals are engaged in gang warfare and shooting at each other, I just grab gears, blare the horns, and run all the red lights all the way out to I 290. Squish a few pedestrians? Just keep on going. Collateral damage. I love my job. Ive heard of areas in the usa where you dont stop at red lights. We dont have that problem here....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 12:00 PM
We say......."Excuse me......may I rob you please?" "Not today?" oh ok......maybe next time???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:06 PM
That conman bum who bought a wheelchair at a garage sale for 25 cents and then pretended to be in a wheelchair so he could panhandle and con people. Yeah that piece o sh!t thought he had his game going on. Would pull out in front of cars at intersections then say the car hit him and demand money when he really wasn't in the wheelchair in the first place. Its a scam. Well I must have been doing 50 when I splattered his bum ass all over the city block with my 80,000 pound semi tractor trailer truck. Y know what the cops said? They said "Thank you. Keep up the good work". Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 12:06 PM
do you have your gun ready???????? Oh and always wear a helmet!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 12:08 PM
That conman bum who bought a wheelchair at a garage sale for 25 cents and then pretended to be in a wheelchair so he could panhandle and con people. Yeah that piece o sh!t thought he had his game going on. Would pull out in front of cars at intersections then say the car hit him and demand money when he really wasn't in the wheelchair in the first place. Its a scam. Well I must have been doing 50 when I splattered his bum ass all over the city block with my 80,000 pound semi tractor trailer truck. Y know what the cops said? They said "Thank you. Keep up the good work". Ha ha ha ha ha!!! you hit him???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:09 PM
16 years. Only robbed at gunpoint once here.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 12:11 PM
It helps to rob them FIRST!!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 10/15/08 12:12 PM
16 years. Only robbed at gunpoint once here. I like MY job WAY better now

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:14 PM
<----refuses to stop for anything in harlem, cabrini green, brooklyn, I 10 corridor, compton, 12 bypass in gary, and metro detroit.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 12:17 PM
my job is dangerous too......I get hit/kicked/punched...... I must improve on my wax on wax off skills!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:17 PM
<----refuses to stop for anything in harlem, cabrini green, brooklyn, I 10 corridor, compton, 12 bypass in gary, and metro detroit. <---- those are the areas you don't stop at stoplights. Been to them all. Not fun.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 12:18 PM
ha!!! My son went to a new school and told everyone he was black and used to live in Compton!!!!! Uhhhhhhhhhhh he doesnt look black!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 12:19 PM
he has a fabulous imagination!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 12:19 PM
<----refuses to stop for anything in harlem, cabrini green, brooklyn, I 10 corridor, compton, 12 bypass in gary, and metro detroit. <---- those are the areas you don't stop at stoplights. Been to them all. Not fun. what if another car is coming???? you ram into them????

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 10/15/08 12:21 PM
I just ate a WHOLE plate of hash browns waitin for this site to log on

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:23 PM
I got my mac 10 and 275 rounds of ammunition. I should be ok here. At least until after lunch.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 10/15/08 12:23 PM
I just ate a WHOLE plate of hash browns waitin for this site to log on I havent eaten in days....just tea......Im getting kinda hungry.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 10/15/08 12:24 PM
I'm STARVING !!!!!! feel like crap but I have a huge appetite today

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 10/15/08 12:25 PM
<----refuses to stop for anything in harlem, cabrini green, brooklyn, I 10 corridor, compton, 12 bypass in gary, and metro detroit. <---- those are the areas you don't stop at stoplights. Been to them all. Not fun. what if another car is coming???? you ram into them???? ...I'm in a sherman tank. I just push them as gently as I can out of my way.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 10/15/08 12:26 PM
ate a lil dish washers hummim away other dishes done , gotta beat the boss in my kids video game an I'm thinkin after that I should hava SLEEEEEEPY!!!! well after I smoke a big fat joint!!!