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So I'm driving home yesterday evening and my daughter calls me. She says "Dad I need you to do me a favor. I am sorry for asking you this but can you please go by the store and buy me some tampons" Well my daughter has never ask me to do that but her mother was at work so I was PLAN B. They live very near by so it's wasn't out of my way. I asked her what I needed to buy and she said "get the ones that say super". So I walk in the grocery store and turn down isle #11 and there is a kazillion different types of feminine products. So I'm standing there totally confused and trying to remember what I am supposed to buy when an employee (a very young lady no more than 18) says "sir you look totally lost can I help you" I say with a very red face "My daughter sent me here for some tampons but I don't see the size she asked for" She looks at me confused and asked what kind my daughter needed and I replied "I think she said Extra large" In which the young lady barely containing herself said "you mean super?" My face turned as red as a monkeys ass and I wanted to die on the spot! When I got to my daughter I told her what happened and I said never again. She was/ still is laughing hysterically. Another day in the life of Danny!
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So I'm driving home yesterday evening and my daughter calls me. She says "Dad I need you to do me a favor. I am sorry for asking you this but can you please go by the store and buy me some tampons" Well my daughter has never ask me to do that but her mother was at work so I was PLAN B. They live very near by so it's wasn't out of my way. I asked her what I needed to buy and she said "get the ones that say super". So I walk in the grocery store and turn down isle #11 and there is a kazillion different types of feminine products. So I'm standing there totally confused and trying to remember what I am supposed to buy when an employee (a very young lady no more than 18) says "sir you look totally lost can I help you" I say with a very red face "My daughter sent me here for some tampons but I don't see the size she asked for" She looks at me confused and asked what kind my daughter needed and I replied "I think she said Extra large" In which the young lady barely containing herself said "you mean super?" My face turned as red as a monkeys ass and I wanted to die on the spot! When I got to my daughter I told her what happened and I said never again. She was/ still is laughing hysterically. Another day in the life of Danny!
 Im sorry, too funny!
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Hey dude when i was married i had to buy those too I don't miss doing that
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Reminds of when I had my son, I couldn't drive for a while afterward and had to send my ex to the store for "some of those." He forgot what he was supposed to get and instead of calling or asking someone, he bought one of every size in every brand in the store
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Oh poor baby! That was so funny!
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Reminds of when I had my son, I couldn't drive for a while afterward and had to send my ex to the store for "some of those." He forgot what he was supposed to get and instead of calling or asking someone, he bought one of every size in every brand in the store
That's got to be true love!
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Reminds of when I had my son, I couldn't drive for a while afterward and had to send my ex to the store for "some of those." He forgot what he was supposed to get and instead of calling or asking someone, he bought one of every size in every brand in the store
That's got to be true love!
First and last thing he ever did for me 
Actually, that was just a bad joke, my ex is a pretty good guy. We couldn't make it work, which is unfortunate but he'd be great for someone else. |
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at least they didn't need a price check
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at least they didn't need a price check OMG I would have just thrown a 20 dollar bill at em and ran out |
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mEN should never be in our tampon aisle!!!
GET OUT!!! 
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Edited by
RKISIT
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Tue 10/14/08 10:03 AM
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i use to open a box and throw them at my ex and cheer"plug it up,plug it up"
 like in the movie carrie
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i use to open a box and throw them at my ex and cheer"plug it up,plug it up" like in the movie carrie
That's just wrong.
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LMAO never a dull moment with you eh Dan?
Too funny. I do not even like buying them for myself. I feel everybody is staring at me. So I ALWAYS get that one little product double bagged. |
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LMAO never a dull moment with you eh Dan? Too funny. I do not even like buying them for myself. I feel everybody is staring at me. So I ALWAYS get that one little product double bagged. I had to go in and buy a pregnancy test for my MARRIED friend because she is so embarrassed to buy stuff like that. Her mom still buys her tampons. 
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TheCaptain says if I ever ask him that, he will buy them......just give him the package so he doesn't have to ask......Sorry you couldn't do that too.
 
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Too funny but ya know you will do it again sure you had the poor girl at the check out laughing her azzz off heck knowing you most likely got a few phone numbers out of the trip.
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