Okay, I likely am opening a can of worms here but I am in one of those moods today. Consequence be damned! I am posting this joke.

A teacher in Elmira , New York , who is a McCain supporter, asked her 4th grade class, "How many of you are McCain fans?" Not really knowing what a McCain fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a McCain fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a McCain fan?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat. "The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a McCain fan."

go Little Johnny

little johnny
gotta love him

HAHA, but when I heard that joke, it was the otehr way around and the Teacher was a Democrat and little johnny was a republican.

Lots of good jokes are adaptable.

I have a thing about jokes and remember way to many of them. Most of which cannot be repeated in polite company. They are good during the occasional poker game however.