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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 116 | |
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That's not the day 4 face!
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Dear diary.....it seems that green mushy fruits make some men really horny!!! Who knew???   Incredible and edible. Flexible and delectible. Yummy on the tummy. Ever have avocado mush sucked out of your navel?   Pineapple juice sucked out of my navel........now thats HOT!!! 
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That's not the day 4 face! |
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DD
This is a gorgeous day! The world is FILLED with gorgeous people! Sunshine and spiritual light radiates from billions of individuals, brightening EVERYTHING!! What's to fret about? We're all in this together. Who could ask for a better planet? I am INCURABLE!!! Incurably Optimistic!!! And I WON'T BACK OFF. 
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DD This is a gorgeous day! The world is FILLED with gorgeous people! Sunshine and spiritual light radiates from billions of individuals, brightening EVERYTHING!! What's to fret about? We're all in this together. Who could ask for a better planet? I am INCURABLE!!! Incurably Optimistic!!! And I WON'T BACK OFF.
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never........I dont like avacados!! Pineapple juice sucked out of my navel........now thats HOT!!! Pineapple juice works. How about guava? I like it, too. Do you? Passion fruit? Peeled grapes? |
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never........I dont like avacados!! Pineapple juice sucked out of my navel........now thats HOT!!! Pineapple juice works. How about guava? I like it, too. Do you? Passion fruit? Peeled grapes? 
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Ok then you go to work for me and I can go back to bed!!! ok what should I do, to convince them that I am up to the demands (and more) of filling your shoes? Do I need like 5 associates with experience to keep me on track? How do I earn an aura of Superwoman confidence? |
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I'm hungry.......
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Ok then you go to work for me and I can go back to bed!!! ok what should I do, to convince them that I am up to the demands (and more) of filling your shoes? Do I need like 5 associates with experience to keep me on track? How do I earn an aura of Superwoman confidence? <-0---omg dad is here!!!
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strawberries........whip cream....... Strawberries???   Umm....maybe...Not!! Not in a strawberry-sucking-licking-slurping mood this morning. I want something sweet and syrupy and mushy warm and a little funky. |
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Hi Dad!!
I'm off to nap!  I'm cold this is amazing!  |
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& Avocados??
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<-0---omg dad is here!!! You just blanked your computer screen. Didn't you? Everything else in the house is spiffy, or hid. But...if Dad sees YOUR DIARY PAGE...and what's on it...Ooohhh....see Embarrassed Gypsy fidget.
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& Avocados?? Nice to see you, Catch. Have a gorgeous nappy!!   Avocadoes can be funky with the right person. 
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I'm hungry....... I have this HUGE pizza here. Canadian bacon and pineapple.  It will take me two days to eat it. What have you got??? |
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****looks around***the Golden Arches is empty***
***just me and my ghost of loves gone bye-bye are here***and people walk around that ghost, in the daylight...and fall into their own ghost's embrace each night*** boo! |
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I WANT A PIZZA!
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I'm gonna make open faced cheese an bacon
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BEST SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQiSgWGAc24 |
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