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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 116 | |
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GOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooddddDD Saturday EVERYONE!!!!  Hike up the skirts and pull up the shirts!!!   Get yourself thrilled to be ALIVE TODAY!!!       So... ...how is everyone????      Who knew????
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dear diary......my dad is coming over to put the new tire on my car........Im looking around the house for anything incriminating.......like pantaloons or rubber gloves or something.....  You should have saved the furball from getting your cat buzzed. Put that somewhere interesting. <-----wiping down things whilst typing......hiding magazines under couch!!!
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<----putting dishes in oven!!!
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 {{Scoundrel}}{{Tom}} reg. toast then avocado mushed on it. |
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{{Scoundrel}}{{Tom}} reg. toast then avocado mushed on it. My mind is just in the... WRONG PLACE ...thinking of mushing avocado... 
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The cat will start digging in the couch
& pull out smut mags!
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REMIND ME TO BUY MILK AFTER WORK!!!
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The cat will start digging in the couch & pull out smut mags!
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Squeeze a couple pints of milk after work, Gypsy.
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buy milk after work Gypsy!
Mushing them where Scoundrel? 
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The cat will start digging in the couch & pull out smut mags! What??? You used THOSE MAGS to put catnip on???
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<----Checks bathroom for incriminating things like shaven doll heads!!!
<-----HIDES THEM IN THE BATHTUB!!
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buy milk after work Gypsy! Mushing them where Scoundrel? How far can you spew an avocado seed with a tummy crunch???? That's where.
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 My pics run as my screen saver & I had sent this woody pic to somebody I saved it off another site & I'm sitting here talking to my friend & she's watching the pics behind me.. she says oohhh thats nice!! I look & this big d*ck is on my screen!! 
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Dear diary.....it seems that green mushy fruits make some men really horny!!!
Who knew???
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My pics run as my screen saver & I had sent this woody pic to somebody I saved it off another site & I'm sitting here talking to my friend & she's watching the pics behind me.. she says oohhh thats nice!! I look & this big d*ck is on my screen!! OH!!! OH!!! Did you get the pic of the 10 foot long wood prick hanging over the woman, at a redwood tree? It's hilarious!!! |
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buy milk after work Gypsy! Mushing them where Scoundrel? How far can you spew an avocado seed with a tummy crunch???? That's where. eewww
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Dear diary.....it seems that green mushy fruits make some men really horny!!! Who knew??? Incredible and edible. Flexible and delectible. Yummy on the tummy. Ever have avocado mush sucked out of your navel?
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Day 4 of insanity......will I make it???
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yea, there is a bunch of different tree & veggies ones I had together that were OH MY!
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