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Topic: Open Mouth
MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 10/10/08 04:11 AM
So get home home yesterday evening and turn on my TV and the damn cable is out! I have a good friend that works at the cable office. I call her and say "Sherri, my damn cable is not working! I work all damn day and come home to this shlt. I don't give a damn how many people are on the repair waiting list! Put my damn name to the top and get my damn cable on now!" She assures me she will get right on it and we hang up. A few minutes my phone rings. It's Sherri and she says "Danny, the reason your damn cables out is because ya ain't paid ya damn bill!"

I'm eating humble pie for breakfast and leaving later this morning to go pay my bill blushing

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Fri 10/10/08 04:21 AM
Anger management dear?

Foot in mouth disease?

Gotta love humble pie! 'Cept I'm gettin sick of it! :wink:

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 10/10/08 04:25 AM

Anger management dear?

Foot in mouth disease?

Gotta love humble pie! 'Cept I'm gettin sick of it! :wink:


lol As my friend the doctor told me "Proctologists would love to examine you. They rarely see a walking asshole"

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Fri 10/10/08 04:29 AM
Goodness,............as ever, ONLY YOU!!! laugh laugh laugh

Good morning, Dude!!!!!! drinker drinker drinker

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 10/10/08 04:40 AM

Goodness,............as ever, ONLY YOU!!! laugh laugh laugh

Good morning, Dude!!!!!! drinker drinker drinker


((((S))))

Lily0923's photo
Fri 10/10/08 04:47 AM
do we have a case of athletes' tongue this morning Dan? flowerforyou

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Fri 10/10/08 05:13 AM

do we have a case of athletes' tongue this morning Dan? flowerforyou


yep I'm afraid I do

Fade2Black's photo
Fri 10/10/08 05:21 AM

So get home home yesterday evening and turn on my TV and the damn cable is out! I have a good friend that works at the cable office. I call her and say "Sherri, my damn cable is not working! I work all damn day and come home to this shlt. I don't give a damn how many people are on the repair waiting list! Put my damn name to the top and get my damn cable on now!" She assures me she will get right on it and we hang up. A few minutes my phone rings. It's Sherri and she says "Danny, the reason your damn cables out is because ya ain't paid ya damn bill!"

I'm eating humble pie for breakfast and leaving later this morning to go pay my bill blushing



How's that quiet house workin for ya? :laughing:

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Fri 10/10/08 05:29 AM
Out here in Arizona, we have COX Cable.
If you don't pay your bill, they cut your COX off.laugh

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Fri 10/10/08 05:33 AM
How is that working for yer?

moonlight_ride62's photo
Fri 10/10/08 05:33 AM
I hate that when it happens...humble pie does not set well with corona

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Fri 10/10/08 05:58 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

crm1068's photo
Fri 10/10/08 06:00 AM

Out here in Arizona, we have COX Cable.
If you don't pay your bill, they cut your COX off.laugh


Ouch! surprised surprised

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Fri 10/10/08 06:25 AM

Out here in Arizona, we have COX Cable.
If you don't pay your bill, they cut your COX off.laugh


laugh We have Cox here too.

crm1068's photo
Fri 10/10/08 06:38 AM


Out here in Arizona, we have COX Cable.
If you don't pay your bill, they cut your COX off.laugh


laugh We have Cox here too.


You wish

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Fri 10/10/08 06:45 AM



Out here in Arizona, we have COX Cable.
If you don't pay your bill, they cut your COX off.laugh


laugh We have Cox here too.


You wish


:wink:

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Fri 10/10/08 07:25 AM
Lmao ohhhhhhhhhhhhh bet that dirty sock tasted real good after you hung up the phone ill :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

jtip1977's photo
Fri 10/10/08 07:38 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Mindsi's photo
Fri 10/10/08 07:40 AM
Edited by Mindsi on Fri 10/10/08 07:41 AM
For the record Cox Cable served here.

It is a funny story, though. Thanks for sharing!

Hopefully it will remind me to think before I go off half cocked.

Again.

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Fri 10/10/08 08:37 AM
A conversation I never thought I would have with my dad:

One day my cable was completely off, no internet, no tv. I call and complained and they said sorry, the guy had cut the wrong cable.

After they sent the guy out to repair it, I called my dad and said as my hello "I hate Cox"










After a bit of weird silence, I realized what I had said and quickly added, "They cut of all the cable instead of just the tv. Now I have no internet." slaphead embarassed

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