Topic: Cats and Dogs
JustAGuy2112's photo
Thu 10/09/08 09:39 PM
WHAT IS A CAT?
(According to a man)

Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

CONCLUSION: They are tiny women in fur coats.

WHAT IS A DOG?
(According to a woman)

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

CONCLUSION: They are little men in fur coats

KymmieSue's photo
Thu 10/09/08 09:50 PM
I love it. It is so true, about the men at least.bigsmile

no photo
Thu 10/09/08 10:50 PM
laugh laugh

tnkitty's photo
Thu 10/09/08 11:32 PM
WHY does that have to be true? oh well. LoL

120557's photo
Fri 10/10/08 01:09 AM

I love it. It is so true, about the men at least.bigsmile

Exspecially about the women. So true.biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Jtevans's photo
Fri 10/10/08 07:53 AM


I love it. It is so true, about the men at least.bigsmile

Exspecially about the women. So true.biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin




i know,it's so true it's scary!