Topic: Robin Williams God Bless him
robert1652's photo
Wed 10/08/08 11:22 AM
Robin Williams God Bless him stood in a crowd wearing a T shirt which said in Arabic I love New York with the famous red heart and You gotta love him......Even if he's nuts!

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ' olde' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence..

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign students over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.. learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying ''Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, ''you want a piece of me?''
If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed.

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Wed 10/08/08 11:24 AM
why not??--sounds sensible..maybe RW should be a write in..
laugh

Etrain's photo
Wed 10/08/08 11:26 AM
I agree completely!!!!:banana: :banana: :banana:

jw2bmamylee's photo
Wed 10/08/08 11:28 AM
lmao! classic, i love RW <3

no photo
Wed 10/08/08 11:30 AM
Williams for president! I wonder if Bill cosby would agree to be his running mate?

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Wed 10/08/08 11:33 AM
This was a bogus e-mail. NOT REAL.

Check it out on snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

jw2bmamylee's photo
Wed 10/08/08 11:34 AM

This was a bogus e-mail. NOT REAL.

Check it out on snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp


...so....it's still hilarious :P

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Wed 10/08/08 11:36 AM
Darn. I bet he could win the election in the 4 weeks left.

reydar's photo
Wed 10/08/08 11:36 AM

This was a bogus e-mail. NOT REAL.

Check it out on snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp


PARTY POOPER!

robert1652's photo
Wed 10/08/08 12:16 PM
A good friend sent me an Email

I shared.

The following is for real

"Nanoo nanoo, Shazbat" Quoted from Mork & Mindy

Dragoness's photo
Wed 10/08/08 12:19 PM
It is funny but he doesn't understand how some things work so some of the solutions are not valid.

I like Robin Williams he is a character.