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<<-- sits an waits for the short bus  <<-- doesnt even notice the impact |
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Whoa I'm over here now! A true naked samarai never reveals his stealth secrets.
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i am amazed by my own balls......every morning, as soon as my eyes open, i hold them and say "god bless America"
Yard balls!!! I remember when slowhand told me about yard balls and I thought they were the most ridiculous things I had ever heard of....... Now........I too am amazed by yard balls!!!  |
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<----flies into air and leaps ontop of fridge
<-----throws cans of cat food at unsuspecting samarai warriors!!!  
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Edited by
Hajimemashite
on
Wed 10/08/08 11:18 AM
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Ducks the cat food and throws the litter box back at the Ninja
 
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ducks cat food AND litter box ( what the heck ??) and reaches into fridge for beer to watch Cho[p Suey Nights LIVE ..
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Ducks the cat food and throws the litter box back at the Ninja  <----releases the BATTLE CATS!!!
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Whoosh, swish, swirl. In a fraction of a second gypsy ninjas nunchucks are in his hands as naked samarai observes them slowly for they have a secret switch on them which he stands back and pushes. BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! What strange nunchucks! Oh wait! These are not class caste nunchucks! They are just two dildo vibrators chained together!!! Aha! You are veddy veddy funny ninja! Master teach you well!
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Ah so! Veddy veddy creative weapon- dildo neenjah. Who was your master that teach you such creee a tivitee?? Humm?? What was your masters name in your dojo kon?? Master baiter. Oh I see!!! Whoosh!
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<-----takes back secret weapons!!!
 <---grabs can of hair spray and sprays naked samurai in the........ HAIR???  <---------RUNS AND HIDES IN THE BATHROOM!!!   |
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Oh the OLD Secret Compartment Trick, EH MAX ??.. lmao
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<----LOOKS AROUND BATHROOM AND FINDS ENDLESS ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER AND ..........
BATHTUB PLUG!!!
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<<--pulls out her coloring book and proceeds to make molitove cocktails
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<----fashions mystical powerful toiletpaper army of very short chinese men!!!!
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aha!!!! I killed naked samurai!!!
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Ninja locks herself in bathroom with her ear quietly against the door when she realized she is not alone. Naked samarai has his pork sword extended in a check mate stance and replies in his best john wayne voice wholeheartedly "So, you like asian porn do ya?"
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Ninja locks herself in bathroom with her ear quietly against the door when she realized she is not alone. Naked samarai has his pork sword extended in a check mate stance and replies in his best john wayne voice wholeheartedly "So, you like asian porn do ya?" <----makes herself invisible.......slips under the door and becomes a fly.....on the end of naked samurais......... NOSE!!! 
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Naked samarai in his best jerry seinfeld yells out "Kama sutra for everybody!"
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<-----giggles while watching naked samurai try and punch himself in the nose!!!
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Ninja locks herself in bathroom with her ear quietly against the door when she realized she is not alone. Naked samarai has his pork sword extended in a check mate stance and replies in his best john wayne voice wholeheartedly "So, you like asian porn do ya?" Quickly looks for remote to change FROM bad Asian Porn....to find naked beach volleyball tourney ... ALL GUYS ??????? what the F*%@ ??
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