Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 115 | |
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Well....I guess I better get some work done... Have a good flight ddn....give me a call when you arrive!!
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right on! brick top...
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Dear diary, I still feel rough. Feeling better is my goal.
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Friendship between women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of which confirmed that he had slept over , and 2 said that he was still there. |
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Friendship between women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of which confirmed that he had slept over , and 2 said that he was still there. And your point is ??? thanks for early morning giggle |
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*Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale" The next day someone stole it.*
*Caution... They Walk Among Us!* *One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said..."where???"* **They Walk among us!!**** While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." * **They Walk Among Us!!***** My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".* **They Walk Among Us!!!!**** I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the half-kgr.* **They walk among us! ***** My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...* **They Walk Among Us!!!!!**** My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... **They Walk Among Us!!!!!!**** I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...* **They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! **** I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"...* **They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!**** While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.* *Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!* |
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ahahahahahah CLASSIC but still a beauty eh ?.. lmao
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Edited by
Hajimemashite
on
Wed 10/08/08 09:23 AM
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Ok motor fit chain is straight
Now its time to take it back off and let the welding really begin one day i will get to ride this thing |
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Feel better soon |
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Feel better soon |
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Haj .. that is funny ... I remember in my earlier Mechanic days "dry fitting " engines , then taknig them out again ... what a pain .. lmao ...
GYPSY pretty SHADE of green you is |
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Feel better soon |
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No.......I should go to work.
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Haj .. that is funny ... I remember in my earlier Mechanic days "dry fitting " engines , then taknig them out again ... what a pain .. lmao ... GYPSY pretty SHADE of green you is My trouble was i wired the inside of the frame I do not want to see any wires at all what a Pain in the A** to do but i think it is going To be worth it when i am done |
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No.......I should go to work. |
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No.......I should go to work. |
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OMG
THEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WRENCHES AND SCREW DRIVERS IN THE DIARY??? |
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<----Starts dusting immediately and gets out the BIG PURSE!!!!
<---finds a pink tablecloth and a bouquet of roses in the purse and sets it on the table!! |
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Hello ..... is there anybody in there ???
Is there anyone HOME ??...... ( go Floyd) |
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