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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 115 | |
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<-- playing 8 games of scrabble in the middle of the battle
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Ninja locks herself in bathroom with her ear quietly against the door when she realized she is not alone. Naked samarai has his pork sword extended in a check mate stance and replies in his best john wayne voice wholeheartedly "So, you like asian porn do ya?" Quickly looks for remote to change FROM bad Asian Porn....to find naked beach volleyball tourney ... ALL GUYS ??????? what the F*%@ ?? 
 
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<-- playing 8 games of scrabble in the middle of the battle 
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The end. Strange sitar music plays. Japanese women sing, subtitles and credits roll. Jackie chan shakes his head.
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Ninja locks herself in bathroom with her ear quietly against the door when she realized she is not alone. Naked samarai has his pork sword extended in a check mate stance and replies in his best john wayne voice wholeheartedly "So, you like asian porn do ya?" Quickly looks for remote to change FROM bad Asian Porn....to find naked beach volleyball tourney ... ALL GUYS ??????? what the F*%@ ??
quickly runs to vomit outside ... trips over Purple and her colouring books and falls flat on face ..AGAIN
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<---locks tto outside.......grabs remote control and flicks back and forth to asian porn AND naked men volleyball!!!
<----gets comfortable on couch and stares!!!
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Has anyone seen the movie 'good luck chuck'. If you haven't, you gotta see it. Its rottenly funny. The outtake at the end had me rolling on the floor in tears when he was licking that penguins ass out in an attempt to turn his girlfreind on.
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<<--- runs a magnet over the TV sceen as she runs past towards the kitchen where she grabs the honey and mustard squeeze bottles
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Has anyone seen the movie 'good luck chuck'. If you haven't, you gotta see it. Its rottenly funny. The outtake at the end had me rolling on the floor in tears when he was licking that penguins ass out in an attempt to turn his girlfreind on.
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ya, i seen it !
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<<--- runs a magnet over the TV sceen as she runs past towards the kitchen where she grabs the honey and mustard squeeze bottles
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I guarantee you will like it. It has references to mingle2 dating site on it. Its freaking hilarious. Do not watch it with children. Lots of sex scenes.
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Hey wait a second Cowboys have guns i will load them up with cheese Limburger the smelly kind and await attack cats
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<<-- puts MUSTARD in the *Jello bombs
musta musta mustaMUSTA!!!!! 
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I guarantee you will like it. It has references to mingle2 dating site on it. Its freaking hilarious. Do not watch it with children. Lots of sex scenes.  Esplain lucy!!!
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Hey wait a second Cowboys have guns i will load them up with cheese Limburger the smelly kind and await attack cats
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<<-- puts MUSTARD in the *Jello bombs musta musta mustaMUSTA!!!!!
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The guy who grew up with a breast fetish to become a breast enhancement plastic surgeon finally meets the girl of his dreams- a woman born with 3 breasts. Ha ha ha.
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<-------whips out grenades......full of........
cat pee!!!
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I guarantee you will like it. It has references to mingle2 dating site on it. Its freaking hilarious. Do not watch it with children. Lots of sex scenes. Here is the link to it biker its in three parts http://www.zshare.net/video/6213762666a37b Part one http://www.zshare.net/video/62419075d1506a part 2 http://www.zshare.net/video/624364290ac232 Part 3 |
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