A man returns early from a business trip and calls home to make arrangments to be picked up at the airport. The housekeeper answers the phone, and he asks to speak to the lady of the house.

The housekeeper replies "but sir, she is in dispose right now."

Growing irate the man asks how she is "In dispose" to the extent she cannot come to the phone.

"She is with her lover right now!" the housekeeper answers.

The man goes crazy and tells the housekeeper to go to the desk in the study, get the gun out of the drawer, and shoot the lady of the house and her lover. He further adds that if she doesn't do as she is told, he will come home and shoot everyone in the house.

He hears the study door open, the drawer slide open, the maid open the bedroom door, and finally two gunshots.

"Oh my gosh, I've done it!" the maid screams."What shall I do now?"

The man tells her to be calm and go drop the gun into the deep end of the swimming pool and he will be home in twenty minutes.

Puzzled the maid replies, "but sir, we don't have a swimming pool.

The man says "Oh hell, is this 555-3487?"

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