Topic: new born
FedMan's photo
Thu 03/29/07 08:40 AM
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old
girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
he
helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was
asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the
first place......smack his ass again!"

mamiwdaslantedeyes's photo
Thu 03/29/07 09:04 AM
that was real funny. it was funny as hell.

les86's photo
Thu 03/29/07 09:06 AM
hahahahahhahahaha thats cute

shenadra's photo
Thu 03/29/07 09:17 AM
laugh laugh laugh

Staynalone's photo
Thu 03/29/07 12:27 PM
lol that was cute.

Thndrghost's photo
Thu 03/29/07 12:58 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh flowerforyou

msmiko's photo
Thu 03/29/07 03:14 PM
thats to cutelaugh laugh laugh laugh

Tameka's photo
Thu 03/29/07 03:19 PM
OMG i think i just peed a little!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!