In my next life I want to be a bear
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate
You do nothing but sleep for six months
I could deal with that!

Before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid
I could deal with that, too!

If you're a bear,
you give birth to your children
(who only weigh half a pound)
while you're sleeping and
wake to partially grown,
cute cuddly cubs
I could definitely deal with that

If you're a mama bear,
everyone knows you mean business
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too
I could deal with that!

If you're a bear,
your mate EXPECTS you
to wake up growling
He EXPECTS that you will have
hairy legs and excess body fat
He KNOWS not to get between
you and the food

Yup... Gonna be a bear

Me too

What a great life!

I wona be one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sounds like a plan

What a grouchy thing.