by Sean Morey

I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.

I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.

'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".

I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.

What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.

And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.

The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.

'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.

And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.

'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.

And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.

I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.

And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.

Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.

Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!


This always cracks me up.

Ha ! ha ! ha !!

Ive heard this on the radio...love it

I've never heard it on the radio. A friend emailed it to me.
It is too funny of a song.

Winx turn up the volumne having trouble hearing the music.

There! Now can you hear it?

You Tube video http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hwm4-mtOqEM

For those who have never actually heard it.

Thanks.

Happy to help. :-)

yeah it was on the Bob & Tom show

Giggle, giggle.

Winx just learned of this.


“Apple” announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Bob and Tom RAWK