yep

I miss you already......

I didn't get anything.

You are such a flirt!

Lmao all I can say is quit kissing those frogs they just give you warts instead find ya a real man

And, if you had me you wouldn't want me. That's the way guys are. It's all about the chase.

I just got this.........NO!!!

Ruth, I've sent to your Mingle mail twice. If you aren't getting it...it ain't because I'm not trying to get it in there.

Bummer. I'm not getting it.

EGADS!!!!

This is why some people haven't replied to emails that I sent!!!

They never got the emails!!

My place or yours? NOT

If I start posting it here...it will jack the thread, and then get moved.





Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69

This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.
They usually will only f*ck at night...come to think of it...they f*ck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past bastard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullsh!t. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while f*cking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.
torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.

So true.

So...this thread/topic is about women kissing frogs, right? To find their prince?

There are twelve types of frogs.

You should know which frog is best suited to your astrological sexual needs.

I think.

Awww...garsh! You blush like that...makes me all squishy inside.

I think if you pay attention to the signs you will have to kiss fewer frogs.

I have no idea as I must be in the dead sea. I can't recall the last time I actually had a date? Maybe the 90's, I think?

It's tough being alone and having no friends. I go out from time to time and pay a vist to the night clubs but no one ever speaks to me. So, I've come to reluctantly accept the fact some men are just deemed undatable and I happen to be one of those unlucky few.

I would have love elsheimers with you... every day would be the first day I fell in love with you...

You wouldn’t even have to cast a spell on me.

I would have love elsheimers with you... every day would be the first day I fell in love with you...

You wouldn’t even have to cast a spell on me.



You don't even know me.

I get things in the wrong perspective, all of the time. Didn't even know I was a frog. Been called a lot of things, but not a frog.