I know a lot of you have tried to take your own picture and it's very difficult. Some of you have even tried to take provocative pictures and it just turned out wrong. Well ladies I'm here for you. Just come on down to Myrtle Beach. I'll take all the pictures you want and it won't cost a thing. I'll even pay for your hotel room (12 bucks an hour I think) and treat you to a happy meal...I mean dinner. I'll have a stretch limo pick you up at the airport I mean bus station (I know the limo looks like the bus you just got off of but I'm calling it a limo). I'll even treat you to a shopping spree at the SA Boutique (Don't let the name Salvation Army throw you off) OK line up ladies, who’s first?

I had to, sorry this is the net

you are so thoughtful MBD

but my camera has a timer function, damnit, maybe I should stick to disposable cameras in order to take advantage of your generosity.

I'll assist you MBD...I'll oil em down

You can take pictures of me

Oh goodie! Are you going to supply dandelions and Colt 45....err...I mean, flowers and champagne, too?

I'll oil you up to...but first a shave ya hairy little monkey

fixen to read up on cam instructions for self timer

I'd like to take pictures of you Tina

OHhhhhhhh kewl a shopping spree, limo and lunch what more could a girl ask for I will be on the next bus (I mean Limo) out coming your way yeah that sounds good to me ohhhh and special pics too huhh you must have made a deal at the Police station to pick me up and do the mug shots ( I mean Glamour Shots


Now don't forget to be waiting for me sometime between 8am -10pm tomorrow at the Bus Stop ( I mean Limo Service)

See what i started