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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 113
scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 01:00 AM
The wannabee billionaires are on dateamillionaire dot com The real billionaires are sailing on their yachts, in the Carribean, and other places. They each emailed me to forget their address, for a few years. heheeeeeeeeee I actually went to that website!!!! and yes they are all in the caribbean........Im gonna be there in 3 weeks!!! Btw.....Ive devised a great plan.........I will tell people there that Im a famous fabulous go cart racer from canada!!! Hon, why don't you just model some racing outfits, get pasted all over posters, develop a recent portfolio like that...and then let all the rich boys struggle to invite you to their events??

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:00 AM
Purple (( )) are you reading, or hunting weedy boys?? I think she went to bed........after her

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:02 AM
The wannabee billionaires are on dateamillionaire dot com The real billionaires are sailing on their yachts, in the Carribean, and other places. They each emailed me to forget their address, for a few years. heheeeeeeeeee I actually went to that website!!!! and yes they are all in the caribbean........Im gonna be there in 3 weeks!!! Btw.....Ive devised a great plan.........I will tell people there that Im a famous fabulous go cart racer from canada!!! Hon, why don't you just model some racing outfits, get pasted all over posters, develop a recent portfolio like that...and then let all the rich boys struggle to invite you to their events?? Im probably too old....... my birth certificate says Im 43~~~

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 01:02 AM
Isssssssssssssss he out there purple????????????? weeeeeeeeeeeeed boy????? I think someone was in my house tonight!!! I turn my outside light on before I leave and it wasnt on tonight again.........panty sniffers??? Does your outside light have an automatic timer, so that it shuts off? No!!! and I always turn it on because I hate fumbling in the dark for my keys. In fact....Im sure anyone can break into this place.... But I have big bertha and I can and will and know how to use it!!! note to meget Gypsy a BIG tazer, and real defense spray...and FedEx them to heralong with a big steel flashlight like cops use*

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:06 AM
Once.......years ago I was sleeping and my son was small and he had crawled into bed with me too......and it was about 4 am and something or someone was trying to break in my bedroom window......my first thought was......"You will die if you get in here sucker!!! and it was so weird........I wasnt scared......I was mad@!!!! I thought.......anyone tries to get into here and they will die!!!! Big bertha was about to do bad things to them!!!! Turned out to be a woodpecker!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 01:07 AM
Once.......years ago I was sleeping and my son was small and he had crawled into bed with me too......and it was about 4 am and something or someone was trying to break in my bedroom window......my first thought was......"You will die if you get in here sucker!!! and it was so weird........I wasnt scared......I was mad@!!!! I thought.......anyone tries to get into here and they will die!!!! Big bertha was about to do bad things to them!!!! Turned out to be a woodpecker!! and my name on another site is pinnochio

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 01:09 AM
http://auditions.com/add/casting-057/modeling-auditions-0000057167.html publicist Don Buchwald is involved in dance competitions, some specifically for female models, age 30-45.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:10 AM
not that kind of pecker!!!! Those kinds of peckers I would just ignore........bye bye.........go away\|!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:11 AM
http://auditions.com/add/casting-057/modeling-auditions-0000057167.html publicist Don Buchwald is involved in dance competitions, some specifically for female models, age 30-45. Sounds fabulous!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:13 AM
Dear diary..............release the hindus!!! Guess who woke up??? btw I will trade you 3 cows for one goat!!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 01:15 AM
http://auditions.com/add/casting-057/modeling-auditions-0000057167.html publicist Don Buchwald is involved in dance competitions, some specifically for female models, age 30-45. Sounds fabulous!!! That's in Pasadena. THe deadline for filing for this contest was yesterday, but if you are going into that arena, networking starts with a reputable place, like Buchwald. Also, there are other sites where you post your stuff and then talent agents search it. that's TalentHunter.com

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 01:16 AM
Dear diary..............release the hindus!!! Guess who woke up??? btw I will trade you 3 cows for one goat!!!! Who woke up? IndianPrincess? *clueless* Trade one cow for 3 magic beans, Jack.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:16 AM
http://auditions.com/add/casting-057/modeling-auditions-0000057167.html publicist Don Buchwald is involved in dance competitions, some specifically for female models, age 30-45. Sounds fabulous!!! That's in Pasadena. THe deadline for filing for this contest was yesterday, but if you are going into that arena, networking starts with a reputable place, like Buchwald. Also, there are other sites where you post your stuff and then talent agents search it. that's TalentHunter.com lol you think I have talent???

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 01:22 AM
http://auditions.com/add/casting-057/modeling-auditions-0000057167.html publicist Don Buchwald is involved in dance competitions, some specifically for female models, age 30-45. Sounds fabulous!!! That's in Pasadena. THe deadline for filing for this contest was yesterday, but if you are going into that arena, networking starts with a reputable place, like Buchwald. Also, there are other sites where you post your stuff and then talent agents search it. that's TalentHunter.com lol you think I have talent??? Yes. Say this: The success goes to the determined, because determination is the foundation of artistry. Mikhail Baryshnikov became great by determination. The same is true of other artists. You've got MORE than the basics. Be whom you desire to be.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:24 AM
Dear diary..............release the hindus!!! Guess who woke up??? btw I will trade you 3 cows for one goat!!!! Who woke up? IndianPrincess? *clueless* Trade one cow for 3 magic beans, Jack. Noooooooooo.......hindus..........sihks...........people from india emailing me again!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:25 AM
<--- MISS VISA GREEN CARD!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:26 AM
http://auditions.com/add/casting-057/modeling-auditions-0000057167.html publicist Don Buchwald is involved in dance competitions, some specifically for female models, age 30-45. Sounds fabulous!!! That's in Pasadena. THe deadline for filing for this contest was yesterday, but if you are going into that arena, networking starts with a reputable place, like Buchwald. Also, there are other sites where you post your stuff and then talent agents search it. that's TalentHunter.com lol you think I have talent??? Yes. Say this: The success goes to the determined, because determination is the foundation of artistry. Mikhail Baryshnikov became great by determination. The same is true of other artists. You've got MORE than the basics. Be whom you desire to be. bUT I dont really desire to be a model.....I hate people staring at me!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 01:27 AM
Dear diary..............release the hindus!!! Guess who woke up??? btw I will trade you 3 cows for one goat!!!! Who woke up? IndianPrincess? *clueless* Trade one cow for 3 magic beans, Jack. Noooooooooo.......hindus..........sihks...........people from india emailing me again!!! Ohhh....Kama Sutra specialist wanted: Harem needs role model/trainer (or scullery maid, if you fail). Apply at Shish Ka Bob's, behind A Dull Terry Deli.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 01:30 AM
bUT I dont really desire to be a model.....I hate people staring at me!!! I knew that I would say this, tonight. When you first welcomed me, to Dear Diary... ...I don't remember what was going on, but there were people ogling your body/pics... ...and I told you, "I am not after your body." Just a reminder. I still like you. I am not after your body. Pervs.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:33 AM
yaaaaaaaa whatever!!! There is more to someone than a body/face..........I know........Ive gone out with some gorgeous men........men who should have been women they were so gorgeous but they had they ugliest personalities!!