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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 113
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:38 AM
ITS ABOUT EFFING TIME YOU GOT HOME MISSY!!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 12:38 AM
heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Mr.Alaska!!!! Did you ever watch that show on tv........Northern Exposure???? I loved that show!!! I saw two episodes...I think...when I was visiting somebody. Yeah..it was filmed in Washington State...not Alaska. The moose really do have the run of things. Really.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 09/27/08 12:39 AM


scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 12:39 AM
and if anyone can find my boobs.........I would reallllllllllllly appreciate it if you called!!! I am searching women everywhere!!! The ones who look like they are hiding 'extras' in there!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:39 AM
If you can find my head.........please call.........the westbank police!!!! It's that new dress. Or does it just look new on you?? ITS not a dress.......its my new scuba/surf wear......like a bathing suit!!!! geeeeeeeeeeez are you not wearing your glasses???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:40 AM
heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Mr.Alaska!!!! Did you ever watch that show on tv........Northern Exposure???? I loved that show!!! I saw two episodes...I think...when I was visiting somebody. Yeah..it was filmed in Washington State...not Alaska. The moose really do have the run of things. Really. But it was supposed to be alaska!!! I loved that show.........too bad its not on anymore!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:41 AM
and if anyone can find my boobs.........I would reallllllllllllly appreciate it if you called!!! I am searching women everywhere!!! The ones who look like they are hiding 'extras' in there!! I think they stole my tatas and I want them back!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 12:43 AM
If you can find my head.........please call.........the westbank police!!!! It's that new dress. Or does it just look new on you?? ITS not a dress.......its my new scuba/surf wear......like a bathing suit!!!! geeeeeeeeeeez are you not wearing your glasses??? Yes, I am wearing glasses. YOU look like a classy dressed up gal.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:44 AM
But Im not!!!! Im in my surfer outfit geeeeeeeeez!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:46 AM
PURPLE!!!!! LOOK OUT THE WINDOW!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:47 AM
WEED BOY IS OUT THERE!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 12:47 AM Edited by scoundrel on Sat 09/27/08 12:50 AM
and if anyone can find my boobs.........I would reallllllllllllly appreciate it if you called!!! I am searching women everywhere!!! The ones who look like they are hiding 'extras' in there!! I think they stole my tatas and I want them back!!! Gypsy....*sigh*...you've got a perfect rack. Perfect. Perfect. The way to change anything like that is to have a LOT of suction...consistently...but if you can't get that situation licked... ...be happy. Some rich, suave, debonaire, single, handsome, lonely, yacht-owning billionaire will find you, and then that's the last I'll know. And when HE says they're perfect, then you will finally KNOW that I am speaking the truth.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:50 AM
and if anyone can find my boobs.........I would reallllllllllllly appreciate it if you called!!! I am searching women everywhere!!! The ones who look like they are hiding 'extras' in there!! I think they stole my tatas and I want them back!!! Gypys....*sigh*...you've got a perfect rack. Perfect. Perfect. The way to change anything like that is to have a LOT of suction...consistently...but if you can't get that situation licked... ...be happy. Some rich, suave, debonaire, single, handsome, lonely, yacht-owning billionaire will find you, and then that's the last I'll know. And when HE says they're perfect, then you will finally KNOW that I am speaking the truth. Awwwwwwwwww that was a really sweet thing to say!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:50 AM
ummmmmmmmmm ok where is this rich yaucht billionaire you speak of???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:56 AM
Isssssssssssssss he out there purple????????????? weeeeeeeeeeeeed boy????? I think someone was in my house tonight!!! I turn my outside light on before I leave and it wasnt on tonight again.........panty sniffers???

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 12:56 AM
The wannabee billionaires are on dateamillionaire dot com The real billionaires are sailing on their yachts, in the Carribean, and other places. They each emailed me to forget their address, for a few years.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 12:57 AM
Isssssssssssssss he out there purple????????????? weeeeeeeeeeeeed boy????? I think someone was in my house tonight!!! I turn my outside light on before I leave and it wasnt on tonight again.........panty sniffers??? Does your outside light have an automatic timer, so that it shuts off?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 12:58 AM
The wannabee billionaires are on dateamillionaire dot com The real billionaires are sailing on their yachts, in the Carribean, and other places. They each emailed me to forget their address, for a few years. heheeeeeeeeee I actually went to that website!!!! and yes they are all in the caribbean........Im gonna be there in 3 weeks!!! Btw.....Ive devised a great plan.........I will tell people there that Im a famous fabulous go cart racer from canada!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/27/08 12:58 AM
Purple (( )) are you reading, or hunting weedy boys??

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/27/08 01:00 AM
Isssssssssssssss he out there purple????????????? weeeeeeeeeeeeed boy????? I think someone was in my house tonight!!! I turn my outside light on before I leave and it wasnt on tonight again.........panty sniffers??? Does your outside light have an automatic timer, so that it shuts off? No!!! and I always turn it on because I hate fumbling in the dark for my keys. In fact....Im sure anyone can break into this place.... But I have big bertha and I can and will and know how to use it!!!