Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 113 | |
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Im more of a limerick person........
I could do sam I ams all day!!! |
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I used to do poems I think I have enough for a book throw some illustrations in there an whalla ........I should be more motivated.... |
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<--------runs over purples hair with her suped up fabulous burnt orange fake leather recliner
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<--------runs over purples hair with her suped up fabulous burnt orange fake leather recliner Your recliner can be driven around? I WANT ONE! |
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Im more of a limerick person........ I could do sam I ams all day!!! |
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<--------runs over purples hair with her suped up fabulous burnt orange fake leather recliner <<--- buzzes her remote controlled foot stool past Gypsy leavin her in a dust cloud and deposits an oil slick right before the curve |
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<--------runs over purples hair with her suped up fabulous burnt orange fake leather recliner Your recliner can be driven around? I WANT ONE! |
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I will huff and puff and blow your house Down
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<--------runs over purples hair with her suped up fabulous burnt orange fake leather recliner <<--- buzzes her remote controlled foot stool past Gypsy leavin her in a dust cloud and deposits an oil slick right before the curve |
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<<-- reaches into "the purse"
an pulls out the FLAME THROWER |
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<<-- reaches into "the purse" an pulls out the FLAME THROWER |
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<----reaches into her purse and finds...........
120 torpodeos and a hand grenade........disguised as tampons!!! |
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My gaaaawd I have a big purse!!!
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<<-- skids up to her F-14 TOMCAT an hops in
VVvvvvvvvrrRRROOOooooMMMMMMMM VVvvvvvvvrrRRROOOooooMMMMMVVvvvvvvvrrRRROOOooooMMMMMMMMMMMVVvvvvvvvrrRRROOOooooMMMMMMMM |
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Breaker Breaker!!!! Tomcat jetting on the bumpies.....I need back up!!!! BACK UP@@@
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<<--- "ARM THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!"
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*(we NEED more violent emoticons) |
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<------CALLS UP LUKE SKYWALKER......"Luke???? Is that you???? Im having a little trouble on earth......can ya help a chiquita out???"
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*(we NEED more violent emoticons) |
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