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Topic: things not to say to a police officer
awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Tue 09/23/08 08:08 PM
officer......"your eyes look bloodshot, you been drinking?" you...."your eyes look glazed, you been eatin donuts?" officer" I want you to blow here for as long as you can." you..."sorry im not switching teams!!!"

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Tue 09/23/08 08:10 PM
Flip my phone.......beam me up scotty this planet sucks....... cop laughed so hard....got out of ticket all good...lol

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Tue 09/23/08 08:17 PM
officer......"your eyes look bloodshot, you been drinking?" you...."your eyes look glazed, you been eatin donuts?" officer" I want you to blow here for as long as you can." you..."sorry im not switching teams!!!" Aw'right Wolf...Step outta the car

myanimalcracker Joined Wed 02/27/08 Posts: 900	Tue 09/23/08 08:40 PM
"Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control."

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Tue 09/23/08 08:41 PM
Can you hold my beer????

WhoIAm Joined Sun 01/13/08 Posts: 3909	Tue 09/23/08 08:42 PM
me: "ooooh, can you make those cuffs tighter?" result: bruised wrists

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Tue 09/23/08 08:43 PM Edited by izzie on Tue 09/23/08 08:44 PM
well i cannot get my fake ID unless you hold my beer!!! the cup holder is full of my weed n my pipe!! and this dude here is so high on roofies that i will definately be getin some from him tonite!!! woot... can we hurry this along before those wear off?

Lakeman Joined Mon 04/30/07 Posts: 10261	Tue 09/23/08 08:47 PM
So...you must be working on your monthly quota!! That water pistol in your pants is leaking Is this your hobby or do you just like being a pain in the ass!!

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Tue 09/23/08 08:50 PM
well i cannot get my fake ID unless you hold my beer!!! the cup holder is full of my weed n my pipe!! and this dude here is so high on roofies that i will definately be getin some from him tonite!!! woot... can we hurry this along before those wear off? ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO IZZIE I TOTALLY ADORE YOU !!!!!! YOURE THE BEST

Hawkeyed Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 123	Tue 09/23/08 08:54 PM
Cop "you know you were speeding?" me "so were you, does that make us even?"

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Tue 09/23/08 08:57 PM
You're not going to check the trunk are you?

Hawkeyed Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 123	Tue 09/23/08 09:00 PM Edited by Hawkeyed on Tue 09/23/08 09:00 PM
cop "how come you have empty beer bottles in your car?" me "I didnt want to toss em out the window"

Mafomagic Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 156	Tue 09/23/08 09:03 PM
SHE is YOUR SISTER?

nvrsaynvr Joined Tue 06/12/07 Posts: 5283	Tue 09/23/08 09:10 PM
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

Hawkeyed Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 123	Tue 09/23/08 09:10 PM
Cop "have you been drinking?" me "Yeah, I figured I'll sober up on the way home"

FAK Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 7817	Tue 09/23/08 09:29 PM
fu(k you

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Tue 09/23/08 09:34 PM
dude... i cant say the alphabet FORWARD on a GOOD day... theres no friggen way i can say it BACKWARD when im this fu(ked up!!!!

Mafomagic Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 156	Tue 09/23/08 09:36 PM
Am I going the right way to "high class hooker heaven", I have a wad of cash, would you like some?

Hawkeyed Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 123	Tue 09/23/08 09:37 PM
cop "I was driving behind you and saw you threw a lit ciggarette out your window" me "sorry officer, I'll be right back, I'm going back there to take care of it right now"

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Tue 09/23/08 09:38 PM
BUt occifer I thought you said you didn't wanna come back here tonight.