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Ok what am I forgetting... Tent- that I'm not going to sleep in air mattress- also not going to sleep on cot- again not sleeping on cooler- full of veggies and fruit cheese summer sausage and alcohol water and soda lantern pump for air mattress- you get it. clothes sleeping bag and pillows What am I forgetting here? Tranquillizer darts for the bears? |
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Ok what am I forgetting... Tent- that I'm not going to sleep in air mattress- also not going to sleep on cot- again not sleeping on cooler- full of veggies and fruit cheese summer sausage and alcohol water and soda lantern pump for air mattress- you get it. clothes sleeping bag and pillows What am I forgetting here? Condoms?!?!?!? 
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Ok well I'm home safe and just a bit worse than I left.... damn logs in the dark....
Here's what I learned on my camping trip... Toilet paper is the most uncelebrated invention on the planet. Showers are the second. Never drink wine like it is beer. Always make friends with your camping neighbors, if you do and you are wildly out of control they will be wildly out of control with you and don't complain when you throw axes at trees for shots of cheap whiskey. Don't try to follow the thought process of a high hippy, their exastantial train wreck of a conversation will only annoy you. Your true friends will give you sh*t about EVERYTHING you f*ck up in your life, but WILL not let you get lost in a 2,000 person camp site in the pitch black. New friends are old friends minus the time. 3 racoons are able to pull a whole deer leg off of a fire and eat your dinner. Had a blast, but glad I'm home. |
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I take it you avoided men in hockey masks eh? Good call.
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Welcome home, Lily!
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I take it you avoided men in hockey masks eh? Good call. For the most part, I did have a total stranger vow to me his undying love. If you can't handle your drink, stay out of the hippy fest... 
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Welcome home, Lily!
Thanks shugs... 
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I take it you avoided men in hockey masks eh? Good call. For the most part, I did have a total stranger vow to me his undying love. If you can't handle your drink, stay out of the hippy fest...
I proposed to a tree on one camping trip. Ahhhh...the good ol days. Drunk at the age of 13. Mom and dad were so proud. |
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I proposed to a tree on one camping trip. Ahhhh...the good ol days. Drunk at the age of 13. Mom and dad were so proud. Is that why they call you Woody? |
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I proposed to a tree on one camping trip. Ahhhh...the good ol days. Drunk at the age of 13. Mom and dad were so proud. Is that why they call you Woody? "sigh". Yeah. Why couldn't I be called "Tree Trunk" or "Long hard bark"? UGH! |
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You tree hugging hippy...
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Did someone mention hippies?
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You tree hugging hippy... That tree was so nice to me. Always let me talk, and just listenend...and somehow, without saying a word, would always give great advice...I miss that tree....Oh Tessa the Tree...won't you come back to me.... |
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You tree hugging hippy... That tree was so nice to me. Always let me talk, and just listenend...and somehow, without saying a word, would always give great advice...I miss that tree....Oh Tessa the Tree...won't you come back to me.... Pretty sure you're gonna have to go to her, unless she is a chair or a table now, then she can be delivered. |
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You tree hugging hippy... That tree was so nice to me. Always let me talk, and just listenend...and somehow, without saying a word, would always give great advice...I miss that tree....Oh Tessa the Tree...won't you come back to me.... Pretty sure you're gonna have to go to her, unless she is a chair or a table now, then she can be delivered. Just wouldn't be the same if she were a table. Besides, she loved nature. Guess maybe one day I will find her. "sighs" |
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sounds like you had a blast lily....good deal....the last time I went camping I came to visit and stayed at the four star hotel across the street....Then the management pissed me off so I brought all the campers from the beach to swim in the pool...oh yea good times...gigglesnort
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sounds like you had a blast lily....good deal....the last time I went camping I came to visit and stayed at the four star hotel across the street....Then the management pissed me off so I brought all the campers from the beach to swim in the pool...oh yea good times...gigglesnort I think I was there! 
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Jim and Feral, get off my thread, you just come here to stir up sh*t and I won't have it anymore...
Good Day. |
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First off Missy you can't tell me where I can post...I tried to email this but I can't because of criteria.....You are a piece of work missy I came and said I hope you had fun and gave my camping experience and you go off on me.....OMG that is just to priceless......
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Your thread? It's public...
Someones wearing the pad sticky side up
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