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Haven't I seen you somewheres before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. |
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Nice Shoes,
wanna F***? lol  this is a great thread...terrible...lol |
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I have actually heard another almost human being mutter this to a woman
... " Hey Blondie , wanna play drop your laundry ?" I seem to recall hearing a slap directly afterwards.... |
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Hi, my name is Yugo
great, now Yugo F*** yourself This here really happened. My girlfriend and I were in a bar, and this guy named Yugo, came and introduced himself to her and that's what she said to him. I almost fell off my chair. |
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You want some Pizza and some great sex,
they say no, whats wrong with pizza? |
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I need a beer and to see something naked
*you hear a can of beer open* Now it's your turn. 
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ever had anyone lick your belly button?....from the inside?
Lick you finger and touch her shirt. Then say hey lets go to my place and get you out of those wet clothes. |
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That shirt is very becoming on you...
Of course if I was that shirt I'd be coming too.... Those pants are skin tight.. How do you get in them? 
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omg YOURS that is funny as hell.
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Hey babe give me some of that stuff, I know you brought it with you!!
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Do you sleep on your stomach?
Mind if I do? |
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Guy: Do you have any (insert ethnicity here) in you?
Girl: No Guy: Want some? |
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This isn't a beer belly--it's the gas tank for a love machine!
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hey,you know what would look better on you than those jeans? Answer no
reply me. I am #1 so why do you need the rest? |
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question? |
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hey, wanna fcuk? (after the slap)...i suppose a bj's outta the question?
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I just got out of prison, wanna party? (Good God!!! I couldn't
believe it!) |
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If you are what you eat I could be you by morning.
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How about this? I've actually heard this said before.
Excuse me, do you want to have sex or should I apologize? |
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