Topic: are you tired of being lonely?
duckiegiggles's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:01 AM
"Make woman want you!Learn how to have unlimitied numbers of woman literally beg you for your body no matter your looks or your age!"

rofl
this has to be the second best ad ive seen yet
of course nothing can top the one for the herpies dating site

any one click on any of these yet and check them out or are they just taking up space?

pinkbutterflykisses's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:02 AM
The best way not to be lonely is to MINGLE! :banana:

SharpShooter10's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:04 AM
I get a tingle when I minglesmokin bigsmile

duckiegiggles's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:05 AM

I get a tingle when I minglesmokin bigsmile


wow what site are you on?

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Thu 09/18/08 08:09 AM


I get a tingle when I minglesmokin bigsmile


wow what site are you on?


Thank you both for a very good little laugh here!! I needed it!!!! laugh laugh laugh

Goofball73's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:16 AM
How about that "12 Dates In 1 Hour" ad? I'd feel like an auctioneer trying to talk to all those ladies within an hour. I guess if numbers are your game, then that is where it is at.

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Thu 09/18/08 08:17 AM

"Make woman want you!Learn how to have unlimitied numbers of woman literally beg you for your body no matter your looks or your age!"


At this point in my life, I don't think I can handle unlimited numbers of women anymore....

I'd settle for 6 or 7, probably....

mark5222's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:18 AM
yes i have in a karate magazine.everything has its entertainment value.you are cute.

RKISIT's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:19 AM

How about that "12 Dates In 1 Hour" ad? I'd feel like an auctioneer trying to talk to all those ladies within an hour. I guess if numbers are your game, then that is where it is at.
i ate 12 dates(fruit)in an hourdrinker

justme659's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:20 AM
The owners of mingle are going to hate me. I never read or click on the adds.


Winx's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:23 AM

The owners of mingle are going to hate me. I never read or click on the adds.




Neither do I.noway

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Thu 09/18/08 08:26 AM


The owners of mingle are going to hate me. I never read or click on the adds.




Neither do I.noway


I clicked on the "Senior Citizen Jewish Architect Dating" ad by mistake once -- trust me, you don't even want to see what's in THAT one....

justme659's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:27 AM



The owners of mingle are going to hate me. I never read or click on the adds.




Neither do I.noway


I clicked on the "Senior Citizen Jewish Architect Dating" ad by mistake once -- trust me, you don't even want to see what's in THAT one....


Thank you, Thank you very much... rofl

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Thu 09/18/08 08:29 AM


How about that "12 Dates In 1 Hour" ad? I'd feel like an auctioneer trying to talk to all those ladies within an hour. I guess if numbers are your game, then that is where it is at.
i ate 12 dates(fruit)in an hourdrinker
And hopefully that took away your coffee jitterstongue2

RKISIT's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:31 AM



How about that "12 Dates In 1 Hour" ad? I'd feel like an auctioneer trying to talk to all those ladies within an hour. I guess if numbers are your game, then that is where it is at.
i ate 12 dates(fruit)in an hourdrinker
And hopefully that took away your coffee jitterstongue2
laugh

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:32 AM
Artist: Elvis Presley
Album: Artist Of The Century
(Words & music: roy turk / lou handman)
*******************************************

Are you lonesome tonight
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

I wonder if you're lonesome tonight
You know someone said that the world's a stage
And each must play a part
Fate had me playing in love you as my sweet heart
Act one was when we met, I loved you at first glance
You read your line so cleverly and never missed a cue
Then came act two, you seemed to change and you acted strange
And why i'll never know
Honey, you lied when you said you loved me
And I had no cause to doubt you
But i'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than go on living without you
Now the stage is bare and i'm standing there
With emptiness all around
And if you won't come back to me
Then they can bring the curtain down

Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
**************************************************
I don't touch any of those adds...
I'm not THAT LONELY :laughing:
But alas they do pay for this site to exist, so we can use it for free. drinks
Hmmmmmmmm maybe I'll place a personal. spock think

duckiegiggles's photo
Thu 09/18/08 08:38 AM
Edited by duckiegiggles on Thu 09/18/08 08:40 AM
yeah but if no one is clicking on them how are they really paying for it?
i think the only time some do , like lex said, it was by mistake.
they are so close to the other links ...hhmm maybe thats how they get you!

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Thu 09/18/08 08:45 AM

I get a tingle when I minglesmokin bigsmile
{{{{{Tom}}}}} How ya doin'?

TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 09/18/08 09:40 AM

"Make woman want you!Learn how to have unlimitied numbers of woman literally beg you for your body no matter your looks or your age!"

rofl
this has to be the second best ad ive seen yet
of course nothing can top the one for the herpies dating site

any one click on any of these yet and check them out or are they just taking up space?


Hey as long as they pay to keep the site free I could care less if they are there. I have clicked on a few but have not joined any of them.bigsmile

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Thu 09/18/08 10:25 AM
:banana: Ack ack ack ack :banana: