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Fade2Black's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:14 PM
I had to go into the headquarter office of Social Security today to get a replacement SS card.

On the door I see the following WARNING:

In BIG RED LETTERS ..

((((((((((( WARNING ))))))))))))
frustrated
It's a Federal Offense to KILL (?) KIDNAP (?) ... yada yada... a "federal employee" ...pitchfork

WTH.

huh Does that strike anyone else weird?

I mean last time I checked it was illegal, a felony & a heinous crime to KILL or KIDNAP *ANYONE*. shades

Does the fact that someone is employed by the Federal Gov't kinda give them clout to NOT be murdered? slaphead

Uhhh .. I'm ready to take someone out, but heck .. it says its a Federal offense oops .. that shot that in the hole. shocked scared

I'll just go to a State office? or a grocery store? or a local car dealership?

Random. Just random. spock

RKISIT's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:15 PM
it was warning for terrorist:smile:

no photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:16 PM
Yup. And doing the same to Postal employees will net you the same result, as they're federal employees as well.

Throwing hard candies at small children will only get you strange looks, though. :laughing:

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:16 PM

it was warning for terrorist:smile:



really? but what if they took out a state employee instead?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:18 PM

I had to go into the headquarter office of Social Security today to get a replacement SS card.

On the door I see the following WARNING:

In BIG RED LETTERS ..

((((((((((( WARNING ))))))))))))
frustrated
It's a Federal Offense to KILL (?) KIDNAP (?) ... yada yada... a "federal employee" ...pitchfork

WTH.

huh Does that strike anyone else weird?

I mean last time I checked it was illegal, a felony & a heinous crime to KILL or KIDNAP *ANYONE*. shades

Does the fact that someone is employed by the Federal Gov't kinda give them clout to NOT be murdered? slaphead

Uhhh .. I'm ready to take someone out, but heck .. it says its a Federal offense oops .. that shot that in the hole. shocked scared

I'll just go to a State office? or a grocery store? or a local car dealership?

Random. Just random. spock


Actually...kidnapping only becomes a Federal offense if the person is taken across state lines.

I guess the boundaries are removed when it comes to someone who actually works FOR the government.

IndnPrncs's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:18 PM
(((judy))) you kill me... I'd have thought you'd forget about that... laugh laugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:18 PM

Yup. And doing the same to Postal employees will net you the same result, as they're federal employees as well.

Throwing hard candies at small children will only get you strange looks, though. :laughing:



i'm sooo going to do that


"hey little boy,you want a Peanut M&M? *POW*smokin

TheShadow's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:18 PM

I had to go into the headquarter office of Social Security today to get a replacement SS card.

On the door I see the following WARNING:

In BIG RED LETTERS ..

((((((((((( WARNING ))))))))))))
frustrated
It's a Federal Offense to KILL (?) KIDNAP (?) ... yada yada... a "federal employee" ...pitchfork

WTH.

huh Does that strike anyone else weird?

I mean last time I checked it was illegal, a felony & a heinous crime to KILL or KIDNAP *ANYONE*. shades

Does the fact that someone is employed by the Federal Gov't kinda give them clout to NOT be murdered? slaphead

Uhhh .. I'm ready to take someone out, but heck .. it says its a Federal offense oops .. that shot that in the hole. shocked scared

I'll just go to a State office? or a grocery store? or a local car dealership?

Random. Just random. spock

laugh

it's for all the stupid peoplelaugh laugh

no photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:19 PM
What about if your dog bites the Mailman? laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:20 PM

(((judy))) you kill me... I'd have thought you'd forget about that... laugh laugh laugh



ha ha .. I was actually on the phone with Joy when I was reading this on the door ..

No, seriously it really took me off guard .. I had to ask around here yanno?



(((((((((((((((((((( JOY ))))))))))))))))))))))))

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:20 PM


Yup. And doing the same to Postal employees will net you the same result, as they're federal employees as well.

Throwing hard candies at small children will only get you strange looks, though. :laughing:



i'm sooo going to do that


"hey little boy,you want a Peanut M&M? *POW*smokin



((((( JT )))))

Jtevans's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:20 PM

What about if your dog bites the Mailman? laugh



your dog gets sent to Gitmo laugh

seahawks's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:22 PM
just a clause hun, when they go in there and kill 3 or 4 people, they use the excuse that they could'nt read.!!!!laugh laugh laugh grumble

RKISIT's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:22 PM


it was warning for terrorist:smile:



really? but what if they took out a state employee instead?
then that means they hate our state governments too:smile:

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Mon 09/15/08 08:23 PM


What about if your dog bites the Mailman? laugh



your dog gets sent to Gitmo laugh

They can water board him but I still don't think he'll talk!laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:25 PM

just a clause hun, when they go in there and kill 3 or 4 people, they use the excuse that they could'nt read.!!!!laugh laugh laugh grumble



nah .. it's in Spanish too rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

no photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:27 PM
Just don't kill any federal employees because you know federal prison is a lot worse than regular prison where murderers go for killing the regular people. whoa

seahawks's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:27 PM


just a clause hun, when they go in there and kill 3 or 4 people, they use the excuse that they could'nt read.!!!!laugh laugh laugh grumble



nah .. it's in Spanish too rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:37 PM

Just don't kill any federal employees because you know federal prison is a lot worse than regular prison where murderers go for killing the regular people. whoa



exactly what I was thinkin .. the fed staff should be glad we cover their butts like that eh?:tongue:

IndnPrncs's photo
Mon 09/15/08 08:38 PM


(((judy))) you kill me... I'd have thought you'd forget about that... laugh laugh laugh



ha ha .. I was actually on the phone with Joy when I was reading this on the door ..

No, seriously it really took me off guard .. I had to ask around here yanno?



(((((((((((((((((((( JOY ))))))))))))))))))))))))



It cracked me up... smooched

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